Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
Are you an expert angler, because you're always reeling me back in.
You must be crop insurance, because you've got me covered no matter what.
Your ugliness is like a work of art – it's unique, captivating, and makes me question the sanity of the creator.
Are you a referral? Because you're exactly who I've been looking for.
You're as useless as a professional snail trainer with a speed obsession.
Can I be the bait to your hook?
Is your name River? Because you're flowing through my veins.
Do you have a fishing net for catching hearts and making them mine?
You're as useless as a time-traveling historian who always arrives late.
I must be fishing in the right place, because I found you.
Are you a bait shop? Because you've got everything I've been fishing for.
Is your name Ariel? Because we mer-maid for each other.
Are you a catch-and-release? Because I don't think I could ever let you go.
Why don't you let me put my myelin on your axon for the night?
You're as useless as a superhero with a fear of heights and a penchant for procrastination.
Hey girl can I get your number in my Long Term memory?
You must be fertile soil, because my heart's ready to grow something special with you.
You're as useless as a master chef who can only cook ramen noodles.
You must be the ocean, because I'm lost at sea when I'm with you.
You're as useless as a chocolate teapot in a caffeine-free zone.
