Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
Honey, you're playing with my heart. At least the dial that controls my Pacemaker.
My teeth and I no longer sleep together, but you and I definitely should.
My kids are all grown up. We can have the house to ourselves, until I fall asleep around 7, 7:30 pm.
Hey baby, my boobs are looking right at your penis down there.
Is that a new hip or are you just happy to see me?
I got a bottle of wine and a new pack of Depends in my scooter if you're feelin' frisky.
Is that a Depends under your pants or are you just glad to see me?
Hey, you still breathing?
Wanna find out if my shotgun shell will fit in your double barrel?
Well, aren't you hotter than a mama cougar in heat running from my hunting dogs in August?
Hey baby, wanna go back to my place? Mamma said you had to be home by 10 anyway.
No, I didn't have a stroke; I was actually winking at you.
Roses are red. Spend the night with me and I'll teach you all kinds of cool scientific stuff like that!
Hey, wanna good time? I bought some great Viagra back from Bali?
Getting lucky usually means finding my car in the parking lot, but tonight you can change that.
How about I take you home and show you my medicine cabinet!
Hey babe, do you know that my mouth can generate over 3000 rpm?
You look good in that lumberjack shirt but I would like to see you out of it.
