Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
Do you live in a 100 meters area?
Honey, you're playing with my heart. At least the dial that controls my Pacemaker.
Tell me honey ham, did it hurt when the devil spit you up and you landed here?
You're a better kisser than your Momma and both yer sisters.
Hey baby, nice tooth.
Hey, can I borrow your Hearing Aid? My last girlfriend disappeared without returning mine!
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven and broke your hip?
How about you try out your new teeth on my meat.
How about I take you back to my place where we can get into a heated arguement about social security.
As long as I have this wheelchair, youll always have a lap to seat on.
Sit in my lap and let's talk about the first thing that pops up, or until my legs fall asleep.
I'd walker with you to the ends of the earth.
I'm retired, so you know I have the time to please you.
Is that your catheter line...or are you just pleased to see me?
Just gotta new hip replacement. How's about you and me take it for spin?
Do I come here often?
I ain't no donkey herder, but I could wrangle that ass.
My arteries aren't the only things that have hardened.
I'm 80 but I dont feel a day over 79.
By me a drink and I'll take out my teeth for a good time.
