Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
Baby you're like an independent variable the way you enlarge my bar graph.
Are we at a fishing tournament? Because you're the grand prize I've been waiting for.
If you were a drug you'd be a stimulant because you make my heart beat faster.
Are you a barn? Because I want to keep all my love stored with you.
Do you have a fish fry going on in your pants?
Do you have a fishing net for catching hearts and making them mine?
Is your name River? Because you're flowing through my veins.
Can I be the bait to your hook?
You're as useless as a professional snail trainer with a speed obsession.
Are you a referral? Because you're exactly who I've been looking for.
Your ugliness is like a work of art – it's unique, captivating, and makes me question the sanity of the creator.
You must be crop insurance, because you've got me covered no matter what.
Are you an expert angler, because you're always reeling me back in.
I'm not saying you're ugly, but I've seen more attractive traffic accidents.
Is your name Fin-tastic? Because you're making a splash in my heart.
Can I be your tackle box's best friend?
Your face is like a puzzle, and all the pieces are in the wrong places.
Do you have a treasure map to your heart because I think I could navigate it.
Can I help you cast your worries away... and maybe mine too?
Are you an underwater explorer because you're discovering new depths with me.
