Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
Are you depressed? Because I see you in my future.
Girl you're so hot that I would still talk to you even after I'm off the anti-depressant pills I stole from my hospital's pharmacy.
I love you more than a flour tortilla with beans!
Do you like tacos? Well cool you like 75% of me.
Your peroxide blonde hair looks good, but I would like to see if you are a true blonde.
Hey baby, why do you think they call it a pick-up truck?
I've fallen for you and I can't get up! No worries though, life alert is on its way!
Are u bat mitzvahed, cuz I need a woman?
Your company is so delightful, I'm contemplating putting a new battery in my hearing aid.
I want to sweep you off your walker and into your wheelchair.
I wouldn't mind seeing you for the rest of my life.
Ohh baby...you're making my arteries hard.
I've got a Victrola back in my room. Wanna hear my Sinatra record?
I ain't no donkey herder, but I could wrangle that ass.
I got a pension and I'm not afraid to use it.
Wanna come back to my place, babe? I'm a thoroughbred.
I know I'm one of the chosen people but I just want to be chosen by you, baby
Hey girl, do you raise cattle? Cause those are some nice calves.
Do you want to get dinner with me? Must be between 4-4:30.
Is your name Katniss? Because you're sparking a rebellion in my district.
