Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
Damn girl, I hope you have an open mind because I have quite the night planned for us.
Wanna come back to my place to discuss complex interrelated cultural and political trends?
You and me together would be totally groovy baby!
I got a bottle of wine and a new pack of Depends in my scooter if you're feelin' frisky.
If you join this drum circle you're sure to get a good bang.
Come over to my place on Shabbat, we can Netflix and cholent.
Want to come over and listen to NPR.
Hey girl, is that an original Yo La Tengo 7†in your pants? Because your butt is extremely valuable.
You've got spunk. I like that in a man.
Getting lucky usually means finding my car in the parking lot, but tonight you can change that.
My beard is the same length as Abraham Lincoln's was on his 7th birthday.
Hey baby, let's get coffee and vegan donuts.
Wanna go on a post-date?
Hey, wanna good time? I bought some great Viagra back from Bali?
By me a drink and I'll take out my teeth for a good time.
Honey, you're playing with my heart. At least the dial that controls my Pacemaker.
Do you want to go to bed bath and beyond and smell unscented candles and tell each other what we think we smell?
