Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
Hey baby, let's get coffee and vegan donuts.
My beard is the same length as Abraham Lincoln's was on his 7th birthday.
Hey girl, is that an original Yo La Tengo 7†in your pants? Because your butt is extremely valuable.
Want to come over and listen to NPR.
Do you want to roll around in my collection of antique buttons and talk about our childhood dreams?
I'm gonna disrupt the shit out of your technology.
Guy: Hey, do you have any pretentious avant-garde photographer in you? Girl: Um, no. Guy: Want some?
Hey, my name's Ethel, it's a really vintage name, i doubt you've ever heard it before.
Hey girl, let's forget the world and start a post-rock band.
Seriously baby, I'll take you out as soon as this check clears from my parents.
I loved you before it was cool.
Girl you're so hot that I would still talk to you even after I'm off the anti-depressant pills I stole from my hospital's pharmacy.
Are you depressed? Because I see you in my future.
Baby, all of your facial parts are in the right spots.
If I told you you had a beautiful Prius, would you hold it against me?
I'd share my bar of soap with you.
Turn on, tune in, drop your pants.
Just say yes now and I wont have to spike your drink.
It's hard for me to concentrate around you because all the blood from my brain has immediately gone to my penis.
Damn girl, I hope you have an open mind because I have quite the night planned for us.
