Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
Are you a Mountie because I want to mount you.
Hey Girl, are you a Beaver? Because you sure look like you could use some wood!
You're definitely a culinary artist, but I'm more interested in the art of seduction.
My love for you is like stare decisis—it's binding and unshakable.
You're prettier than a summer day in Lunenburg.
You must be Drumheller, ‘cause I totally dig you.
Vancouver isn't the only thing getting wet tonight.
It's so cold I can't feel my thighs! Can you feel my thighs?
My body is "Yours to discover".
Are you a Bluenoser? 'Cause you're a dime.
I really caribou-t you.
Let's go to my place. I'd like to show you my puck collection.
I don't play football, but I'm definitely a rough rider.
Hey baby, my truck has remote start!
My game is just like Alexander Keith's: "Those who like it, like it a lot."
You're so stunning even the Language Police are speechless.
Is that a mini Inuksuk in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Sorry to bother you but would you wanna play a little hide the sausage with me?
Won't you please open your Northwest Passage and let me hike your tundra?
