Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
Take an Avonleap of faith and go on a date with me!
My igloo is cold, can I sleep with you tonight?
You look like a vision in your dress tartan.
I'm really into architecture; want to see my CN tower?
Sorry to bother you but would you wanna play a little hide the sausage with me?
You ever been to a hockey game with someone who understands hockey?
Fall hardly happens here, but you'll be falling into my bed.
The doctor says I need more vitamin U.
Girl, you must be a snowed in driveway, cuz I really want to plow ya.
You couldn't cut the sexual tension in here with a Yellowknife.
You must be Niagara Falls because you've got me moist.
I've got a house in Shaughnessy Heights.
Won't you please open your Northwest Passage and let me hike your tundra?
Do you wanna roll up my rim?
My game is just like Alexander Keith's: "Those who like it, like it a lot."
Sorry, but I couldn't help but noticing how cute you look in that ankle-length, shapeless, plaid jumper.
Why don't we go back to the rink and you can show me how you handle your stick.
I don't play football, but I'm definitely a rough rider.
Hey baby, my truck has remote start!
Is that a mini Inuksuk in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
