Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
You know what they say, wheat fields are made for sowing.
Would you help an endangered species? Because my woodcock needs help.
Hide your beavers. I'm hunting them.
Are you timber? Because I'd split you.
Would you like to come to my quarters tonight for some toast?
I'll show you my CN Tower if you show me your Skydome.
You know the Mounties? Well how about you Mount Me?
Let me take you on a ride in my John Deere.
I'm going to straddle your border like Lloydminster.
I'm not wearing any long johns.
Let's procreate like the snakes in the Narcisse Dens.
I want you for myself like Newfoundland has its own time zone.
Is it hot in here or am I just wearing two pairs of long johns?
I'm gonna make you say "Yes b'y" all night.
Are you a Bluenoser? 'Cause you're a dime.
Are you a sugar maple tree? Because I would totally tap that.
My body is "Yours to discover".
Have you ever been fishing? 'Cause we should hook up sometime.
Take an Avonleap of faith and go on a date with me!
