Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
So get your tiny butt over here and let's watch hockey and cuddle, eh.
Damn girl you must be a maple tree because I'd tap that.
Are you cross-examining me? Because I feel like I'm under your spell.
Are you a sous chef? Because I'd love to be your right-hand man in the kitchen.
Are you an arc flash? Because you're dangerously stunning.
You're like an LED light—bright, efficient, and always dazzling.
Wanna go back to my igloo and cuddle?
Want to help raise my totem pole?
Can I slide my iceberg into your alley?
I wish I was Tim Horton's coffee, so I could get close to your lips.
You must be a contract, because I want to sign my heart over to you.
What do you say after this hockey game you come back to my igloo & split a poutine?
You know what they say, wheat fields are made for sowing.
Would you help an endangered species? Because my woodcock needs help.
Hide your beavers. I'm hunting them.
Are you timber? Because I'd split you.
Are you my law professor? Because I could study you all day.
The thought of you makes me redder than the sands at North Shore.
You're like perfectly installed wiring—everything feels connected with you.
