Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
You're so good lookin' I'd drink your bath water.
Would you like to come to my quarters tonight for some toast?
You must be the queen. Because I would be more than happy to fly my flag for you.
Wait until you see my thunda from down unda!
Do u have Australian in you? Would u like some?
I'd like to take a safari in your outback.
I wanna get lost in your Outback.
Would you like to come home with me and pet my kangaroo?
Are you from Australia? Cuz I'd like to visit you down under.
Are you the ex leader of the Aus Democrats because I'd love to explore your Ridgeway.
I got a pois'nous snake in me pants, wanna see it?
I'm interested in working in your penal colony.
Let's boomerbang!
I got a sauso Sanga in me pants and I'm happy to see ya!
That's right; I'm bigger'n the Sydney Tower.
Hi, I'm a fashion photographer. Would you like to be in my next photo shoot?
There's some cabanossi and cheese back at my house with ya name on it.
Is your Dad in prison? If I were your Dad, I'd be in prison.
You be the tree, and I'll wrap you like a Koala.
Do you want to Australian Kiss? It's like the French kiss only down under.
