Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
I don't play football, but I'm definitely a rough rider.
Why don't we go back to the rink and you can show me how you handle your stick.
I can last the entire Cabot Trail.
Will you help me erect my totem pole?
I want to Winnipeg your Regina.
I won't quit until Huron top of me.
Please harvest my Cavendish potatoes.
I'm really into architecture; want to see my CN tower?
I put the MAN in Manitoba.
You look like a vision in your dress tartan.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Did you use Canada's public healthcare system to help ease that pain?
Do like Theodore Tugboat and tug.
You look sexy even in layers.
I'm not wearing any long johns.
Would you like to come to my quarters tonight for some toast?
I'll show you my CN Tower if you show me your Skydome.
You know the Mounties? Well how about you Mount Me?
Let me take you on a ride in my John Deere.
I'm going to straddle your border like Lloydminster.
I want you for myself like Newfoundland has its own time zone.
