Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
Hey chef, can I be the dessert to your main course?
You must be a baker because you're making my heart rise.
Can I beat your pinata?
Can I be your sous chef? I'll chop and prep everything for you.
You've got the perfect blend of spices to make my heart race.
We can blame it on fajita the moment.
I never thought I'd find someone who can cook as good as my grandma, until I met you.
Your cooking skills are hot, but what's really making me sweat is you.
Are you a fuse? Because you light up my world.
Let me sauce up your taco meat baby!
Maya got a nice tan in Mexico, maybe next time Yucatan with me?
Gal yuh too sweet, spend some time wid me suh some ah you sweetness rub off pon mi.
Yuh nuh tiad? Caw yuh den run tru mi mind all day
Hey chef, do you have any tips for cooking up the perfect romance?
I'd love to learn your secret recipe for making me fall for you.
You must be precedent, because everything about you sets the standard.
You must be a lightning bolt, because you've struck me with love.
Are you a capacitor? Because you've stored all my love in your heart.
Beg yuh a Wuk haffa yuh struccha nuh
Baby, yuh look sweet like a ginger candy, me wan unwrap you and taste ya spices.
