Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
Sorry, but would you mind if I poutine it in your butt?
I can love you more than a cowboy loves a fat calf.
Ever done it in a Craftmatic adjustable bed?
Are you a maple tree? ‘Cause I'd tap that.
Wanna go back to my igloo and cuddle?
Waiter, you have an aged, dry white? Something to complement the little lady here.
Your smile looks nice, but it would look better in a glass on my nightstand.
I have a van out the back and there is free candy in it.
I want to floss with your pubic hair.
Damn girl you must be a maple tree because I'd tap that.
So get your tiny butt over here and let's watch hockey and cuddle, eh.
Yo gurl don't that you were mine
I have a confession to make: I've been looking at you more than I Ottawa.
Oh I didn't mean to pull you in so close. I thought I heard a rutting bull moose.
You're like a BC ferry: Everyone wants to get on you.
Yukon check out my Klondike any time.
Damn girl, are you a moose? Cause you make me go *moose noise*
Hey your hands would be a lot warmer if they were down the front of my pants?
