Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
Oh I didn't mean to pull you in so close. I thought I heard a rutting bull moose.
It's cold out. Why don't you come back to my bed and we can warm up?
Will you be the Flin to my Flon?
Unlike the Leafs, I will never let you down.
We both love hockey, eh? Can I give you a puck?
You be the tree, and I'll wrap you like a Koala.
Are you a maple tree? ‘Cause I'd tap that.
I have a confession to make: I've been looking at you more than I Ottawa.
There's some cabanossi and cheese back at my house with ya name on it.
So get your tiny butt over here and let's watch hockey and cuddle, eh.
Damn girl you must be a maple tree because I'd tap that.
You know what they say about guys with big snowshoes.
I can last the entire Cabot Trail.
Why don't we go back to the rink and you can show me how you handle your stick.
I don't play football, but I'm definitely a rough rider.
Is that a maple syrup bottle in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Hey baby, my truck has remote start!
You're so stunning even the Language Police are speechless.
Let's go to my place. I'd like to show you my puck collection.
Is that a mini Inuksuk in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
