Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
Damn girl, are you a moose? Cause you make me go *moose noise*
Are you a sous chef? Because I'd love to be your right-hand man in the kitchen.
Are you timber? Because I'd split you.
Hide your beavers. I'm hunting them.
Would you help an endangered species? Because my woodcock needs help.
You know what they say, wheat fields are made for sowing.
What do you say after this hockey game you come back to my igloo & split a poutine?
You must be a contract, because I want to sign my heart over to you.
I wish I was Tim Horton's coffee, so I could get close to your lips.
Can I slide my iceberg into your alley?
Want to help raise my totem pole?
Wanna go back to my igloo and cuddle?
You're like an LED light—bright, efficient, and always dazzling.
Are you an arc flash? Because you're dangerously stunning.
Will you be the Flin to my Flon?
We both love hockey, eh? Can I give you a puck?
Unlike the Leafs, I will never let you down.
Are you a maple tree? ‘Cause I'd tap that.
It's cold out. Why don't you come back to my bed and we can warm up?
Oh I didn't mean to pull you in so close. I thought I heard a rutting bull moose.
