Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
I'd walker with you to the ends of the earth.
I can't remember what sex is. Care to help me remember?
You're never too old to turn new tricks...
What's a nice girl like you doing in a nursing home like this?
As soon as I get my hip replacement, I'm going to hump you.
Where have you been all my life? Because I'm about to die soon.
I'm 80 but I dont feel a day over 79.
What's a nice girl like you doing in... wait, where am I?
My arteries aren't the only things that have hardened.
Do you live in a 100 meters area?
I would sink my teeth into that booty, but they might just stay there.
Everyday will be like our first day together cause I won't remember any of this tomorrow.
Do you believe in love at first sight, 'cause, if so, I'll grab my bifocals.
You must be a goat, because you're the Greatest of All Time.
Sit in my lap and let's talk about the first thing that pops up, or until my legs fall asleep.
Don't worry I won't bite... No teeth!
Excuse me, can I buy you a drink? Or do you prefer to buy me one?
Is it hot in here or is it just you working behind the bar?
Your company is so delightful, I'm contemplating putting a new battery in my hearing aid.
Hey, can I borrow your Hearing Aid? My last girlfriend disappeared without returning mine!
