Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
My girl how you chest plate suh clean like it could a eat outta!
Ooh baby, I'm like a boomerang. You can run, but I'm coming right back to you no matter what.
I really want to Cape Enrage your Kouchibouguac.
Can your beaver eat my log?
Let's play hockey, because I'd love to have 2 minutes for holding.
Do you want to Australian Kiss? It's like the French kiss only down under.
I won't take no for an answer. I'm having Nunavut.
Hey baby, my body's like Ontario. Yours to discover.
Oh I didn't mean to pull you in so close. I thought I heard a rutting bull moose.
Damn girl you must be a maple tree because I'd tap that.
So get your tiny butt over here and let's watch hockey and cuddle, eh.
There's some cabanossi and cheese back at my house with ya name on it.
I have a confession to make: I've been looking at you more than I Ottawa.
Are you a maple tree? ‘Cause I'd tap that.
You be the tree, and I'll wrap you like a Koala.
We both love hockey, eh? Can I give you a puck?
Unlike the Leafs, I will never let you down.
Will you be the Flin to my Flon?
It's cold out. Why don't you come back to my bed and we can warm up?
I can love you more than a cowboy loves a fat calf.
