Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
Do you wanna spin my dreidel?
How about you and I make the dead sea come alive.
I'm conducting an experiment, wanna come spend the night over so i can interpret your dreams?
Worship me!
My nose isn't the only thing that's big.....
Baby are you a diamond in the ruff cause I wanna cut you.
Unlike the torah, I'm gonna put my hands all over you.
Mind if I put my cigar in your ashtray? This isn't just any cigar...
Baby I see our relationship being like a good denim jacket: timeless.
Do you live in a 100 meters area?
I'll be the neurotransmitter to your synaptic gap.
It's a good day for the eno. Let's hang later.
Can I share your oxygen tank? Because you took my breath away.
I've got a great psychoanalysis couch back home, care to try it out?
I'm retired, so you know I have the time to please you.
Girl, I know you're studying psychology, but I would love to study you.
Are you happy to see me, or is that just a defense mechanism?
You've got bike courier eyes.
You're sweeter than the agave syrup in my organic fair trade mint tea.
Are you my corpus callosum? Because I feel a connection between the two of us.
