Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
Do you believe in the hereafter? Oh, you do? Then you know what I'm hereafter.
I'll be the neurotransmitter to your synaptic gap.
Hey, haven't we had sex in the bathroom at Green Room before?
Hey girl you're as hot as my Venti double shot dark mocha macchiato with no foam.
You've got bike courier eyes.
You are my belongingness to my Maslow's Humanistic Theory based on the Hierarchy of needs.
You're sweeter than the agave syrup in my organic fair trade mint tea.
Are you my corpus callosum? Because I feel a connection between the two of us.
Even when I can't see you face-to-face, you are always in my visuospatial sketchpad.
Wanna come back to my place and do something you'll repress later?
Girl you make me want more cardiac muscarinic receptors.
Our love is like the duration of long-term memory: it is infinity.
Is that sign tracking, or are you just happy to see me?
Are you happy to see me, or is that just a defense mechanism?
I've got a great psychoanalysis couch back home, care to try it out?
Boy, you activate my ventral striatum.
I don't know much about Freud, but you remind me of my mother.
Shhh, don't worry, you'll repress that this ever happened.
You kick my sympathetic nervous system into overdrive!
Maybe it's just the PBR talking, but I could see myself in a non-monogamous relationship with you, or whatever.
