Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
You must be a master of flavor because you're really turning me on.
Wait until you see my thunda from down unda!
Hey chef, can I be your sous chef for the night? I promise I'll keep up with you.
Did it hurt when you fell from the sky or have I finally made it to Heaven. If that's the case I didn't feel a thing!
Let's move things to the bedroom. We can use my stairlift.
There's some cabanossi and cheese back at my house with ya name on it.
Excuse me, do you have a signature cocktail? Because I'm looking for the perfect drink to match your beauty.
My hips don't lie...except for the artificial one.
You be the tree, and I'll wrap you like a Koala.
Do u have Australian in you? Would u like some?
I'll meet you for dinner. Does noon work?
Do you want the lights off or the teeth out?
Let's boomerbang!
Baby is your name Cholesterol, because you send my blood pressure skyrocketing!
I got a sauso Sanga in me pants and I'm happy to see ya!
Are you a Michelin star chef? Because you're definitely making my heart rate go up.
Hey baby, is that a urinary drainage bag in your pocket, or are you glad to see me?
I've been looking for the perfect chef to cook up a lifetime of happiness with, and I think I've found you.
You make me want to party like it's 1949!
Are you Australia? Cause your geographical location is hot.
