Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together at an Pixies show.
You see this dress? It's made of Emma material.
I'll be Moses, you can play with my staff, and I'll scream Let my people go!
Muslims are supposed to have many children, and I am willing to do my part...
Hey girl you're as hot as my Venti double shot dark mocha macchiato with no foam.
Hey, haven't we had sex in the bathroom at Green Room before?
I'll be the neurotransmitter to your synaptic gap.
Do you believe in the hereafter? Oh, you do? Then you know what I'm hereafter.
Mind if I put my cigar in your ashtray? This isn't just any cigar...
I'm conducting an experiment, wanna come spend the night over so i can interpret your dreams?
Hey, I understand you like him, but projection works.
Girl, is your name May? Cause, May i be your Imam?
I was in love with you before your ex was!
Hey girl, let's go get lost at IKEA.
Baby you're like an independent variable the way you enlarge my bar graph.
Why don't you let me put my myelin on your axon for the night?
Hey girl can I get your number in my Long Term memory?
Can we recreate the Stanford Prison Experiment? You can be bad cop all you want.
If you were a drug you'd be a stimulant because you make my heart beat faster.
