Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
You're like perfectly crimped wire—secure and dependable.
Excuse me, can I buy you a drink? Or do you prefer the smooth taste of my charming company?
I don't care what's on the menu, as long as you're the chef cooking it.
I'd like to take a safari in your outback.
I wanna get lost in your Outback.
I'd waive all my rights just to spend more time with you.
Are you from Australia? Cuz I'd like to visit you down under.
Are you the ex leader of the Aus Democrats because I'd love to explore your Ridgeway.
You must be tort law, because you've caused some serious emotional damage—in the best way.
None of my children lives with me.
You be the tree, and I'll wrap you like a Koala.
My hips don't lie...except for the artificial one.
Excuse me, do you have a signature cocktail? Because I'm looking for the perfect drink to match your beauty.
There's some cabanossi and cheese back at my house with ya name on it.
Let's move things to the bedroom. We can use my stairlift.
Did it hurt when you fell from the sky or have I finally made it to Heaven. If that's the case I didn't feel a thing!
Hey chef, can I be your sous chef for the night? I promise I'll keep up with you.
Wait until you see my thunda from down unda!
You must be a master of flavor because you're really turning me on.
You must be the queen. Because I would be more than happy to fly my flag for you.
