Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
Wanna go somewhere a little darker?
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together at an Pixies show.
When's the last time you had a good macaroon?
Wanna meet my Cobrasnake?
If you were a drug you'd be a stimulant because you make my heart beat faster.
Want to go dumpster diving in my alley?
Baby you're like an independent variable the way you enlarge my bar graph.
Wanna play hide the Koala?
Lemme add my app to your dashboard. If you know what I mean.
A woman like you makes me wish our mechitza were see-through.
Wanna come back to my place and see my itchings?
Even though it's breaking a commandment, I'm worshipping you right now.
How bout I play moses and u play with my staff.
Hey there, sweet-fang!
I would love to wonder in your wilderness for 40 years
Are those matza balls in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
Are you a vampire? Because I've got something I'ld like you to suck.
Excuse me, can I sleep with you because I need to make copies?
I'm in my backyard...in my Eno... It's a double-nester.
