Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
Since I'm all about chocolate, how 'bout a little sugar?
Wanna come back to my place and see what the inside of my trunk looks like?
I've got some wicked feelings brewing for you.
I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.
I can go 90 minutes without stopping.
If I'm willing to create some legal relations with you, will you let me into your contract?
Was your father an astronomer? Because he stole the stars from the galexy and put them in your eyes.
I have a fetish for feet, can I lick your toes? Please?!
8 bytes walk into a bar, the bartenders asks 'What will it be?' One of them says, 'Make us a double.'
I can't swim! Can I hold on to your floaties?
You must play soccer, because you sure are a keeper!
If you think Chewbacca is hairy, wait until you see my wookie!
Do you have a fuse? Because you're about to ignite my passion.
I know you've heard about my bad motivator but I give a mean back rub!
I could get you undressed in less than 12 parsecs.
Hey babe how many dates will it take to get your dad to let you go on a date with me?
Hey handsome, do you want to play firefighters? We can practice stop, drop and roll.
Why don't you come back to my place, and we can do some world-shaking of our own.
I wanna eat your shit on bread!
I'm worried about you getting a sunburn. How about I cover you with my body?
