Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.
Why don't you come back to my place, and we can do some world-shaking of our own.
I'm worried about you getting a sunburn. How about I cover you with my body?
You make my heart melt like ice on a beach.
Why don't you act like a human being or don't you do impersonations?
Since I'm all about chocolate, how 'bout a little sugar?
You sure do a lot of cardio because you're always running in my mind.
Hey handsome, do you want to play firefighters? We can practice stop, drop and roll.
So, do you come out into the real world often?
I have a fetish for feet, can I lick your toes? Please?!
Wanna come back to my place and see what the inside of my trunk looks like?
I can't swim! Can I hold on to your floaties?
You must play soccer, because you sure are a keeper!
I'll only use rigid pipe in your rim holes.
I think you dropped your teeth.
Hey babe how many dates will it take to get your dad to let you go on a date with me?
To watch you pray is a sin of its own.
I'd tell you how beautiful you are, but you probably wouldn't get the reference.
Your taco meat looks spicy, can I stuff your muff?
