Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
So, do you come out into the real world often?
I could get you undressed in less than 12 parsecs.
If you think Chewbacca is hairy, wait until you see my wookie!
You sure do a lot of cardio because you're always running in my mind.
I'll only use rigid pipe in your rim holes.
I've got some wicked feelings brewing for you.
I'm looking for a long-term relationship and I just can't see that with you.
An SQL statement walks into a bar, approaches two tables, and asks 'may I join you?'
To watch you pray is a sin of its own.
Hey handsome, do you want to play firefighters? We can practice stop, drop and roll.
Do you lift? Because I was hoping you'd pick me up.
Wanna come back to my place and see what the inside of my trunk looks like?
Hey babe how many dates will it take to get your dad to let you go on a date with me?
Why don't you come back to my place, and we can do some world-shaking of our own.
If I'm willing to create some legal relations with you, will you let me into your contract?
8 bytes walk into a bar, the bartenders asks 'What will it be?' One of them says, 'Make us a double.'
I'd tell you how beautiful you are, but you probably wouldn't get the reference.
Hey, beautiful! May I drop my anchor into your island?
Hey girl, I'm an electrician. I just want to spark a conversation.
Your taco meat looks spicy, can I stuff your muff?
