Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
Where's your paper bag? [huh] Your paper bag to put over your head.
You dropped something! [What?] Your smile.
You know, I've never needed a third base coach to wave me home.
You would be perfect for this movie I'm shooting its called Dirty Sanchez
Are you an electrician because I felt a spark through my body when you entered the room.
You're so skinny, that you use a bandaid as a maxi-pad.
You are living proof that Australia was colonized by criminals, because it's 'criminal' how good you look.
Yeah you're pretty, pretty stupid
You are so old, you fart dust.
Let me put a toy in your happy meal.
I want to hold your hand as bad as I want to hold serve.
Girl I'll beat you 6-0 every time, 'cause I'll never stop loving you.
Is your name Flecainide? Because I think you just made my heart skip a beat. uvu
Your ugliness is so intense, it's like a punch in the face to anyone unfortunate enough to gaze upon you.
I've never seen such a huge bulge in a man's pants... wait a minute, yes I have - mine!
The clothes you wear are so ugly even a scarecrow wouldn't wear them.
If men were landing pages, I'd only want to convert on you.
I think we have a connection stronger than our wifi.
I can't get out of bed in the morning without a hot Americano.
Do you like basketball? Why I want to show my Magic Johnson.
