Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
Hey babe, can I colonize your land and exploit you for your natural resources.
I might be ugly but I'll treat you right!
You dropped something! [What?] Your smile.
The moon looks nice tonight...like your face.
Is that a stalagmite feature or are you just happy to see me?
You and me, one-on-one, in my bed.
This sunburn is hot, but baby... you're hotter.
Hey there, you like Glazed or creme filled?
Just like at Burger King, You're the boss.
You know, I've never needed a third base coach to wave me home.
Do you believe in love at first set or should I curl this 15 more times?
You would be perfect for this movie I'm shooting its called Dirty Sanchez
Are you an electrician because I felt a spark through my body when you entered the room.
Where's your paper bag? [huh] Your paper bag to put over your head.
You're so skinny, that you use a bandaid as a maxi-pad.
You are living proof that Australia was colonized by criminals, because it's 'criminal' how good you look.
Yeah you're pretty, pretty stupid
You are so old, you fart dust.
Let me put a toy in your happy meal.
If you jut let me hit this spin move on you one time you gone fall in love.
