Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
You and me, one-on-one, in my bed.
Where's your paper bag? [huh] Your paper bag to put over your head.
You dropped something! [What?] Your smile.
Is that a stalagmite feature or are you just happy to see me?
You would be perfect for this movie I'm shooting its called Dirty Sanchez
Do you believe in love at first set or should I curl this 15 more times?
You're so skinny, that you use a bandaid as a maxi-pad.
You are living proof that Australia was colonized by criminals, because it's 'criminal' how good you look.
Yeah you're pretty, pretty stupid
You are so old, you fart dust.
Let me put a toy in your happy meal.
I've never seen such a huge bulge in a man's pants... wait a minute, yes I have - mine!
Can you run with me so I can tell my friends I've ran with an angel?
The greatest thing about my job is, the women never taste the arsenic.
Girl I'll beat you 6-0 every time, 'cause I'll never stop loving you.
When I see you my main sail rise.
You interested in trying some new balls?
Is your name Flecainide? Because I think you just made my heart skip a beat. uvu
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