Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
Will you be the duck sauce to my egg roll?
Hello, eh. Girl your soft brown eyes remind me of the amazing beaver, eh.
I'm masc, hung, clean, and generous.
Are you a cubed dice, roughly a quarter of an inch on every side? Because you're fine.
What do you call a little monsters parents - mummy and deady
Is your enchilada buttered?
You are sexy. You are Mexican. You are a Sexican.
You make me feel like I just climbed out of my uncles trunk after driving 1100 miles over the border.
How can you tell when a vampire has been in a bakery? - All the jelly has been sucked out of the jelly doughnuts.
Do you wanna go some place quiet, so we can talk? I'm a very taco-tive person.
I know your name's not Little Albert, but I can make you scream.
Nice to meat you, now lettuce salsa.
I'd let you cross my border.
Girl, are you a piñata? Cuz I definitely hit that.
I like things with more miles per gallon.
I'll show you some takedown my number techniques.
I want to have a Casual Encounter with you. Don't make me have to write a Missed Connection.
Your dojo or mine?
Do you wanna date? I bought a box full when I went to Madinah.
The waves may be taking me away but id rather take you out.
