Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
I want to have a Casual Encounter with you. Don't make me have to write a Missed Connection.
I can drive stick if ya know what I mean.
Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
You got me in a heel hook and I fell for you...
My neighbor's sprinkler is a constant irrigation to me.
How many horses can you fit in your barn?
You look like you can you suck a golf ball through 50 feet of garden hose.
Hey babe, How 'bout we snort some Maalox together?
What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas? Thanks, I'll never part with it
Can I have ur number so I can wake you up for fajr?
I hear this place is haunted, we better stick together.
Can I show you my spitball?
Here's the key to my house, my car... and my heart
That's quite a tight end you've got there sweetheart.
You make me feel like I just climbed out of my uncles trunk after driving 1100 miles over the border.
What do you call Santa Claus when he doesn't move? Santa Pause
If you're an axon , I would be your myelin sheath.
Oh girl you're so sweet, can I get some of your horchata?
