Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
Like Little Caesar's pizza I'm always hot and ready.
I know your name's not Little Albert, but I can make you scream.
What's the "win probability" of me taking you home tonight, baby?
You can spur me all night long.
Volleyball, it means big booty and thunder thighs get used to it.
Excuse me, are you a pizza? Because you're hot.
Does your stomach need a tissue? Cause you've got sick abs.
If you're an axon , I would be your myelin sheath.
If I asked you out, would your answer be the same as your answer to this question?
We don't make each other happy.
I bet you're even prettier in temple white.
Us baseball players know our way around the bases.
Dad I'm hungry ... Hi hungry I'm dad
Are you Casillas? Because you look like a keeper.
Here's the key to my house, my car... and my heart
Can I skin you alive. I want to see your inner beauty.
How can you tell when a vampire has been in a bakery? - All the jelly has been sucked out of the jelly doughnuts.
Wanna listen to me drone on about art, bicycles, and sustainable-source fair-trade coffee?
What do you call a little monsters parents - mummy and deady
I must have died a shaheed and gone to heaven because you are my 72 virgins all in one.
