Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
Hey babe, How 'bout we snort some Maalox together?
Your breath reminds me of the smell of gunpowder that flows over the quiet battlefield.
When you walk into the room, I know the cavalry has come.
Have you ever bought a vibrator? (No.) Do you want to rent one?
You're going to look so good bound and gagged in our meat locker.
Do you drive here often?
I hear you're of good fame and character. Just disclothes, and I'll admit you.
You wanna ride to starbucks? Cause I like a little cream in my coffee.
Are you up for some intercourse from which spurious issue may arise?
What's the difference between a boner and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini right now.
If you were a Dodge, I'd RAM you.
Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
I hope you dont have tetnus cause tonight your gonna nail me
Girl you be the 6, I'll be the 9, that's only time you'll be less than a dime.
Hey Baby, my curiosity makes me want to rover all over your body.
Do you like that Katy Perry song : I kissed A Girl.
I can drive stick if ya know what I mean.
Id love to invest in a riding lawnmower, to eat my grass.
I've been applying strict scrutiny to your body, and it's compelling.
I would tell you a UDP joke, but you might not get it.
