Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
Like Little Caesar's pizza I'm always hot and ready.
What is the best key to get at Christmas? A turkey!
I hope you're into cyborg-human relations, because I'm feeling like a machine right now.
I've been applying strict scrutiny to your body, and it's compelling.
How can you be from an ice planet when you're so Hoth?
Wanna play some horizontal beach volleyball?
Are you a hitter? Because you're killing it.
My first job was peddling designer clothing. I was a Dior to Dior salesman.
I hope you dont have tetnus cause tonight your gonna nail me
Your car's exhaust emits a toxic cloud of pollution, contributing to the slow demise of our planet.
Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Do you like that Katy Perry song : I kissed A Girl.
Your name must be Grace because you are amazing
Hey girl, stay safe tonight, sleep with a fireman.
You're going to look so good bound and gagged in our meat locker.
