Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
Your car's performance is as pathetic as your life choices, a constant reminder of mediocrity.
Hey girl, stay safe tonight, sleep with a fireman.
I think my medication is wearing off.
Wanna play some horizontal beach volleyball?
Even the most skilled plastic surgeon in the world would refuse to touch your face, knowing that it's beyond saving.
The waves may be taking me away but id rather take you out.
I think you should come over tonight so we can practice that stage kiss...
Is there a gaping wound in your side or are you just happy to see me?
I'm sick. My medicine is to talk to you.
I hear this place is haunted, we better stick together.
Call me a pirate and give me that booty.
Your face is like a failed science experiment, a grotesque mutation of mismatched features.
You must be opening night, because my heart races when I'm close to you.
Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
I'm looking for a place to land my stealth bomber.
Wanna go for a test drive?
Damn, baby, I think you just stole my face and my heart.
You have to smoke a couple of bowls before Thanksgiving dinner. I can't think of a better time to have the munchies.
If I were recycled paper, would you be my organic ink?
Why don't we go back to my home on the range and I'll show you how the deer and the antelope play.
