Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
I can drive stick if ya know what I mean.
Tire stores are highway rubbery.
Hello, eh. Girl your soft brown eyes remind me of the amazing beaver, eh.
Did you know that my dong is an 8.0 on the rectal scale?
If I were Peter Pan, dancing with you would be my happy thought.
We don't make each other happy.
Hey, baby, I have a special new mute for your f hole.
Girl get rid of those Dunlop balls, you deserve better.
Let's go to the top of a mountain where I've set up a lovely dinner. It will be Kilimanjaromantic.
Are you from the area? 'Cause I only date locally-sourced.
You're so beautiful, You would make hur-al-ayn jealous.
I must have died a shaheed and gone to heaven because you are my 72 virgins all in one.
You get my heart racing like an epinephrine drip.
Where there is a pulse there is a chance.
Do you drive here often?
Your dojo or mine?
Are you a cubed dice, roughly a quarter of an inch on every side? Because you're fine.
