Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
Hello, eh. Girl your soft brown eyes remind me of the amazing beaver, eh.
Are you Ashley Young? Because you have me diving into your heart.
That's quite a tight end you've got there sweetheart.
Can I skin you alive. I want to see your inner beauty.
How can you tell when a vampire has been in a bakery? - All the jelly has been sucked out of the jelly doughnuts.
Wanna listen to me drone on about art, bicycles, and sustainable-source fair-trade coffee?
What do you call a little monsters parents - mummy and deady
Here's the key to my house, my car... and my heart
Can I have ur number so I can wake you up for fajr?
I must have died a shaheed and gone to heaven because you are my 72 virgins all in one.
Nice to meat you, now lettuce salsa.
Oh girl you're so sweet, can I get some of your horchata?
Fewer teeth just means more room for tongue.
You make me feel like I just climbed out of my uncles trunk after driving 1100 miles over the border.
Are you from the area? 'Cause I only date locally-sourced.
I want to pound you like I pound the asphalt. For hours until it hurts.
My neighbor's sprinkler is a constant irrigation to me.
Is your enchilada buttered?
Do you wanna date? I bought a box full when I went to Madinah.
