Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
Damn, baby, I think you just stole my face and my heart.
If I were recycled paper, would you be my organic ink?
You got me in a heel hook and I fell for you...
I want to have a Casual Encounter with you. Don't make me have to write a Missed Connection.
Your dojo or mine?
Do you wanna date? I bought a box full when I went to Madinah.
I'll show you some takedown my number techniques.
Hey baby, wanna calibrate my tricorder?
The waves may be taking me away but id rather take you out.
Are you a tip? Cause you've got me on my toes!
Do you want to shake my luluv?
You get my heart racing like an epinephrine drip.
Wanna listen to me drone on about art, bicycles, and sustainable-source fair-trade coffee?
Thank God I'm not a red shirt, because you're drop dead gorgeous!
Are you from the area? 'Cause I only date locally-sourced.
Your pace or mine?
Tire stores are highway rubbery.
Let's go to the top of a mountain where I've set up a lovely dinner. It will be Kilimanjaromantic.
Volleyball, it means big booty and thunder thighs get used to it.
Hey gurl, you lookin' a little stressed out. Why don't you let me check yo' thetan levels back at MY place?
