Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
Your car's engine sounds like a dying walrus in agony, a symphony of mechanical despair.
Your car's paint job is a visual assault, a nauseating combination of mismatched colors and faded dreams.
Your car's handling is so atrocious, it's like trying to navigate a drunken elephant on roller skates.
Your car's acceleration is slower than a snail on tranquilizers, a true embodiment of sluggishness.
The interior of your car is a cesspool of filth and neglect, a breeding ground for bacteria and regret.
You're not the person you used to be, and you never were.
I hear you're of good fame and character. Just disclothes, and I'll admit you.
Me. You. Song of Songs: the remix.
Kiss me if I'm wrong, but the Earth is flat, right?
Id love to invest in a riding lawnmower, to eat my grass.
My corn always wear a husk
What's the "win probability" of me taking you home tonight, baby?
Your car's engine is a pathetic excuse for power, wheezing and struggling like a dying animal.
This coffee is steaming up my glasses or is that just you?
I love the way you espresso yourself.
Wanna play some horizontal beach volleyball?
I hope you're into cyborg-human relations, because I'm feeling like a machine right now.
I've been applying strict scrutiny to your body, and it's compelling.
How can you be from an ice planet when you're so Hoth?
What is the best key to get at Christmas? A turkey!
