Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
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Hey Baby, my curiosity makes me want to rover all over your body.
You wanna ride to starbucks? Cause I like a little cream in my coffee.
Girl you be the 6, I'll be the 9, that's only time you'll be less than a dime.
You're not the person you used to be, and you never were.
I hope you dont have tetnus cause tonight your gonna nail me
My ears are not the only things that are long!
You got me in a heel hook and I fell for you...
You get my heart racing like an epinephrine drip.
Let's go to the top of a mountain where I've set up a lovely dinner. It will be Kilimanjaromantic.
Are you a Nike One Platinum ball because I'd like to see you on a T?
Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
Where there is a pulse there is a chance.
They don't call me Bones because I'm a doctor.
I like things with more miles per gallon.
Do you drive here often?
Is there a gaping wound in your side or are you just happy to see me?
I hear this place is haunted, we better stick together.
