Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
Do you drive here often?
You're going to look so good bound and gagged in our meat locker.
Have you ever bought a vibrator? (No.) Do you want to rent one?
When you walk into the room, I know the cavalry has come.
Your breath reminds me of the smell of gunpowder that flows over the quiet battlefield.
Hey babe, How 'bout we snort some Maalox together?
Baby you must be a black hole, your gravity is irresistible.
I'm looking for a place to land my stealth bomber.
Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Did you know that my dong is an 8.0 on the rectal scale?
Churchill isn't the only place where you can pet a polar bear.
Excuse me, there's something wrong with the number on this check. It isn't yours.
Will you be the duck sauce to my egg roll?
I'd let you cross my border.
Do you wanna go some place quiet, so we can talk? I'm a very taco-tive person.
I know your name's not Little Albert, but I can make you scream.
Nice to meat you, now lettuce salsa.
How can you tell when a vampire has been in a bakery? - All the jelly has been sucked out of the jelly doughnuts.
Girl, are you a piñata? Cuz I definitely hit that.
