Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
It's a good thing same-sex marriage is legal here, because I'm already planning our wedding.
Are you auditions? Because you make me sweat.
You are so old, even your memory is in black and white.
You couldn't hit water if you fell out of a boat.
You occasionally stumble over the truth, but you quickly pick yourself up and carry on as if nothing happened.
Wanna try an Australian kiss? It's like a French kiss, but down under.
Hey girl, are you a cow? Cause I wanna worship dat body!
Consider this your two-minute warning... before I kiss you.
My New Years resolution is 4k.
You must think you're strong, but you only smell strong.
Is that a candy cane in your pocket, or are you just struggling to contain your excite-mint?
Are you made out of grapes? Because you are fine as wine!
Your house is so nasty, I tripped over a rat, and a cockroach stole my wallet.
You're not just somebunny... you're my bunny.
I look into your eyes and get the feeling someone else is driving.
Your lips look lonely. Let me introduce them to mine
Just reminding u there is a very fine line between hobby and mental illness.
If you're an axon , I would be your myelin sheath.
If I asked you out, would your answer be the same as your answer to this question?
You're going to look so good bound and gagged in our meat locker.
