Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
You won't believe it but I'm shocking in bed.
The smoker always listened to his favorite Rap artist on his smoke breaks. He was a Tupac a day man.
You are so old, even your memory is in black and white.
You couldn't hit water if you fell out of a boat.
You occasionally stumble over the truth, but you quickly pick yourself up and carry on as if nothing happened.
Consider this your two-minute warning... before I kiss you.
My New Years resolution is 4k.
Wanna try an Australian kiss? It's like a French kiss, but down under.
Hey girl, are you a cow? Cause I wanna worship dat body!
You must think you're strong, but you only smell strong.
You're not just somebunny... you're my bunny.
Your house is so nasty, I tripped over a rat, and a cockroach stole my wallet.
Is that a candy cane in your pocket, or are you just struggling to contain your excite-mint?
Are you made out of grapes? Because you are fine as wine!
I look into your eyes and get the feeling someone else is driving.
Your lips look lonely. Let me introduce them to mine
Just reminding u there is a very fine line between hobby and mental illness.
Your car's handling is so atrocious, it's like trying to navigate a drunken elephant on roller skates.
Your car's acceleration is slower than a snail on tranquilizers, a true embodiment of sluggishness.
