Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
Baby, you got more legs than a bucket of KFC!
They say to bat me 2nd because I'm a good 2-hole hitter.
I must be hunting treasure cause I'm digging you.
It's a good thing same-sex marriage is legal here, because I'm already planning our wedding.
I have the biggest power shaft in town.
I just saw George Michael in the men's room. He was asking about you.
Are you auditions? Because you make me sweat.
The smoker always listened to his favorite Rap artist on his smoke breaks. He was a Tupac a day man.
I don't smoke dope. I don't drink bourbon. All I want to do is shake my turban.
Why is it that programmers always confuse Halloween with Christmas? Because 31 OCT = 25 DEC
You won't believe it but I'm shocking in bed.
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
Are you the 100 breast? Cause baby you make my knees weak.
You are so old, even your memory is in black and white.
You couldn't hit water if you fell out of a boat.
You occasionally stumble over the truth, but you quickly pick yourself up and carry on as if nothing happened.
Wanna try an Australian kiss? It's like a French kiss, but down under.
Consider this your two-minute warning... before I kiss you.
Hey girl, are you a cow? Cause I wanna worship dat body!
