Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
You do realize that people just tolerate you?
For those who never forget a face, you are an exception.
Excuse me, could you help me out? I have an incredible itch that's buried deep in my butt.
Your family tree must be a circle.
How do you catch an Ether Bunny? -- With an Ethernet.
One cigarette shortens your life by two hours, one bottle of vodka by three hours, and a workday, eight hours.
Wanna put your anchor in my harbor?
I may not play the guitar but I can pluck your g-string.
You work out, I work out, I think our relationship would work out.
I don't believe in love at first sight, but I'm willing to make an exception in your case
A sharp tongue is no indication of a keen mind.
I'd hit you but we don't hit little girls around here.
Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications.
Let's get hoth and heavy.
Are you from Sheffield? Because you're steeling my heart.
Those are some pretty nice Rocky Mountains you've got there.
I'll take a half dozen organic eggs and one of you.
If I told you I was falling hard, would you be my belayer?
If you were a perfect set, I'd hit you.
Are you a backstroke start? Because baby you got me bending over backwards for you.
