Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
You do realize that people just tolerate you?
For those who never forget a face, you are an exception.
Wanna put your anchor in my harbor?
One cigarette shortens your life by two hours, one bottle of vodka by three hours, and a workday, eight hours.
Your family tree must be a circle.
Excuse me, could you help me out? I have an incredible itch that's buried deep in my butt.
How do you catch an Ether Bunny? -- With an Ethernet.
I may not play the guitar but I can pluck your g-string.
I don't believe in love at first sight, but I'm willing to make an exception in your case
You work out, I work out, I think our relationship would work out.
A sharp tongue is no indication of a keen mind.
I'd hit you but we don't hit little girls around here.
Hey babe - are you the ex leader of the Australian Democrats because I'd love to Despoja.
No matter how many 3-pointers I've made, it means nothing if I can't hoop your heart.
Are you from Sheffield? Because you're steeling my heart.
I want to pick you up from free agency.
Is that a Easter egg in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
I'll take a half dozen organic eggs and one of you.
One game of penochle and your desitin ass is mine.
Scoring with you would be like making a 84 yard touchdown off a pass interception.
