Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
Do you like pet shellfish? Because I have a very sweet clam you should pet.
If you were a transformer, you'd be a HOT-obot, and your name would be Optimus Fine
Christ has risen today, and so have my pants.
I could make you scream louder than the siren.
You can treat me like a stack of hay, and you can bale with me.
You may not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away!
I think our timing is off.
I married my wife for her looks...but not the ones she's been giving me lately!
If I want your opinion, I'll give it to you.
Don't get insulted, but is your life devoted to spreading ignorance?
I'd say that you're funny but looks aren't everything.
You do realize that people just tolerate you?
For those who never forget a face, you are an exception.
How do you catch an Ether Bunny? -- With an Ethernet.
I may not play the guitar but I can pluck your g-string.
Your family tree must be a circle.
Wanna put your anchor in my harbor?
Excuse me, could you help me out? I have an incredible itch that's buried deep in my butt.
One cigarette shortens your life by two hours, one bottle of vodka by three hours, and a workday, eight hours.
You know, women firefighters are professional hose handlers.
