Insults - Part 78

Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.

The Best Insults

Describe the type of insults you want:

If I told you I was falling hard, would you be my belayer?

I have a good feeling about you.

If you sleep with me, I'll let you bomb New Jersey back to the Stone Age.

Let's get hoth and heavy.

Are you a backstroke start? Because baby you got me bending over backwards for you.

I'm dead inside, but you make something in my pants alive.

Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications.

I'll rondversÃ© with you any day.

I would love to grease your fittings.

Me and u are goin to make love tonite! cause I am stronger than you!

What kind of gum do ghosts chew? - Boo Boo Gum.

Unlike Dee Gordon, I give you full permission to tag my butt

Are you a pizza box? because I can't wait to get your top off.

I have celeriac seedlings in the back of my car.

I'll bring you a sammich while you're working hard.

If someone throws sharks in the water, I'll save you first.

I must say you're more beautiful than the beautiful game.

I got a private conference in my hotel room at the winter meetings, come on up if you wanna look at my trade package.

Looks like you're the big ticket free agent, and I got a lotta money to spend.

We don't need to get in an accident to exchange information.

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