Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
Are you a backstroke start? Because baby you got me bending over backwards for you.
Why do i need a girlfriend when i can have a boyfriend, keito-kun?
Let's get hoth and heavy.
I got a private conference in my hotel room at the winter meetings, come on up if you wanna look at my trade package.
You know what they say about a man with a large belt buckle...
Are you a pizza box? because I can't wait to get your top off.
Looks like you're the big ticket free agent, and I got a lotta money to spend.
I'll bring you a sammich while you're working hard.
Hey are you a solar system cause I wanna be in Uranus.
I have a good feeling about you.
Me and u are goin to make love tonite! cause I am stronger than you!
Your ugliness is so profound, it could make a blind person cry tears of despair.
What kind of gum do ghosts chew? - Boo Boo Gum.
I have celeriac seedlings in the back of my car.
Wanna come over and calculate some fip?
Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications.
Scoring with you would be like making a 84 yard touchdown off a pass interception.
I like the way your self-bleached hair sits on your camouflage jacket.
If you were a perfect set, I'd hit you.
I must say you're more beautiful than the beautiful game.
