Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
We don't need to get in an accident to exchange information.
Your ugliness is so profound, it could make a blind person cry tears of despair.
You make my heart melt faster than the glaciers of the North! Seriously we should probably do something about that though.
Unlike Dee Gordon, I give you full permission to tag my butt
If you sleep with me, I'll let you bomb New Jersey back to the Stone Age.
Is that a Easter egg in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
I have a good feeling about you.
Hey are you a solar system cause I wanna be in Uranus.
Would you like to lubricate my camshaft?
Why do i need a girlfriend when i can have a boyfriend, keito-kun?
Hey babe - are you the ex leader of the Australian Democrats because I'd love to Despoja.
Do you go to church? Because you're the answer to my prayers!
Seeing you makes my face turn red with passion. No, I haven't been drinking!
Looks like you're the big ticket free agent, and I got a lotta money to spend.
I got a private conference in my hotel room at the winter meetings, come on up if you wanna look at my trade package.
I would love to grease your fittings.
One game of penochle and your desitin ass is mine.
(hold out hand) Would you hold this for me while I go for a walk?
