Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
I want to pick you up from free agency.
Your dad's condom is a bigger than your personality.
Would you like to see my whopper?
Is your battery dead? Cause I'd love to jump you.
You're so ugly, they call you the exterminator, because you kill bugs on sight.
If a crackhead saw you, he'd think he needs to go on a diet.
You conserve toilet paper by using both sides.
Are you auditions? Because you make me sweat.
It's a good thing same-sex marriage is legal here, because I'm already planning our wedding.
I have the biggest power shaft in town.
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
The smoker always listened to his favorite Rap artist on his smoke breaks. He was a Tupac a day man.
They say to bat me 2nd because I'm a good 2-hole hitter.
Are you the 100 breast? Cause baby you make my knees weak.
Get rid of your smoke detector and sleep with a firefighter.
Why is it that programmers always confuse Halloween with Christmas? Because 31 OCT = 25 DEC
Baby, you got more legs than a bucket of KFC!
There was a report of shots fired in a local bar. The police don't know what triggered the commotion.
I just saw George Michael in the men's room. He was asking about you.
