Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
Your ugliness is so profound, it could make a blind person cry tears of despair.
Me and u are goin to make love tonite! cause I am stronger than you!
I have a good feeling about you.
Hey are you a solar system cause I wanna be in Uranus.
I'll bring you a sammich while you're working hard.
Looks like you're the big ticket free agent, and I got a lotta money to spend.
Are you a pizza box? because I can't wait to get your top off.
You know what they say about a man with a large belt buckle...
I got a private conference in my hotel room at the winter meetings, come on up if you wanna look at my trade package.
Let's get hoth and heavy.
Why do i need a girlfriend when i can have a boyfriend, keito-kun?
Are you a backstroke start? Because baby you got me bending over backwards for you.
Those are some pretty nice Rocky Mountains you've got there.
Your dad's condom is a bigger than your personality.
Is your battery dead? Cause I'd love to jump you.
Would you like to see my whopper?
You're so ugly, they call you the exterminator, because you kill bugs on sight.
If a crackhead saw you, he'd think he needs to go on a diet.
