Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
Your name must be Grace because you are amazing
When should you feed reindeer milk to a baby? When it's a baby reindeer
Dad I'm hungry ... Hi hungry I'm dad
Us baseball players know our way around the bases.
If I were Peter Pan, dancing with you would be my happy thought.
Hello, I am a thief and I am here to steal this dance.
I bet you're even prettier in temple white.
We don't make each other happy.
If I asked you out, would your answer be the same as your answer to this question?
You're going to look so good bound and gagged in our meat locker.
If you're an axon , I would be your myelin sheath.
Does your stomach need a tissue? Cause you've got sick abs.
Excuse me, are you a pizza? Because you're hot.
Your car's engine is a pathetic excuse for power, wheezing and struggling like a dying animal.
Volleyball, it means big booty and thunder thighs get used to it.
I love the way you espresso yourself.
Are you a hitter? Because you're killing it.
Your car's exhaust emits a toxic cloud of pollution, contributing to the slow demise of our planet.
