Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
You must think you're strong, but you only smell strong.
Your house is so nasty, I tripped over a rat, and a cockroach stole my wallet.
Is that a candy cane in your pocket, or are you just struggling to contain your excite-mint?
Are you made out of grapes? Because you are fine as wine!
You're not just somebunny... you're my bunny.
I look into your eyes and get the feeling someone else is driving.
Your lips look lonely. Let me introduce them to mine
Just reminding u there is a very fine line between hobby and mental illness.
Have you ever bought a vibrator? (No.) Do you want to rent one?
If you were a Dodge, I'd RAM you.
How would you like to make a 301 redirect to my heart?
Are you a Nike One Platinum ball because I'd like to see you on a T?
The back seat of my new Dodge lays right down.
Hey baby, wanna see my bat'leth?
You can spur me all night long.
I want to pound you like I pound the asphalt. For hours until it hurts.
Volleyball, it means big booty and thunder thighs get used to it.
Girl are you a Facebook status? Cause I like you.
Excuse me, are you a pizza? Because you're hot.
Are you up for some intercourse from which spurious issue may arise?
