Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
Your car's handling is so atrocious, it's like trying to navigate a drunken elephant on roller skates.
So, what's your favorite stroke?
Your car's paint job is a visual assault, a nauseating combination of mismatched colors and faded dreams.
Your car's engine sounds like a dying walrus in agony, a symphony of mechanical despair.
Your car's performance is as pathetic as your life choices, a constant reminder of mediocrity.
How can you be from an ice planet when you're so Hoth?
Me. You. Song of Songs: the remix.
Your car's engine is a pathetic excuse for power, wheezing and struggling like a dying animal.
Even the most skilled plastic surgeon in the world would refuse to touch your face, knowing that it's beyond saving.
Are you a Titans fan? Because you are the only Ten I see.
Your face is like a failed science experiment, a grotesque mutation of mismatched features.
Your car's exhaust emits a toxic cloud of pollution, contributing to the slow demise of our planet.
I hope you're into cyborg-human relations, because I'm feeling like a machine right now.
My corn always wear a husk
They don't call me Bones because I'm a doctor.
Where there is a pulse there is a chance.
You're not the person you used to be, and you never were.
Are you Ashley Young? Because you have me diving into your heart.
Dad I'm hungry ... Hi hungry I'm dad
That's quite a tight end you've got there sweetheart.
