Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
Why do i need a girlfriend when i can have a boyfriend, keito-kun?
Wanna come over and calculate some fip?
Hey, ever ridden a dolphin?
(hold out hand) Would you hold this for me while I go for a walk?
If you were a perfect set, I'd hit you.
Those are some pretty nice Rocky Mountains you've got there.
You make my heart melt faster than the glaciers of the North! Seriously we should probably do something about that though.
Hey are you a solar system cause I wanna be in Uranus.
Hey babe - are you the ex leader of the Australian Democrats because I'd love to Despoja.
Are you from Sheffield? Because you're steeling my heart.
I'll take a half dozen organic eggs and one of you.
No matter how many 3-pointers I've made, it means nothing if I can't hoop your heart.
One game of penochle and your desitin ass is mine.
Is that a Easter egg in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
You know what they say about a man with a large belt buckle...
Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications.
Let's get hoth and heavy.
Are you a backstroke start? Because baby you got me bending over backwards for you.
I'm dead inside, but you make something in my pants alive.
