Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
You work out, I work out, I think our relationship would work out.
I don't believe in love at first sight, but I'm willing to make an exception in your case
A sharp tongue is no indication of a keen mind.
I'd hit you but we don't hit little girls around here.
Seeing you makes my face turn red with passion. No, I haven't been drinking!
If I told you I was falling hard, would you be my belayer?
Unlike Dee Gordon, I give you full permission to tag my butt
Would you like to lubricate my camshaft?
No matter how many 3-pointers I've made, it means nothing if I can't hoop your heart.
I'm dead inside, but you make something in my pants alive.
Hey, ever ridden a dolphin?
Will you let your feet become the Jannah for my children?
Do you play singles tournaments often?
Hey, I lost my underwear, can I see yours?
You make my heart melt faster than the glaciers of the North! Seriously we should probably do something about that though.
(hold out hand) Would you hold this for me while I go for a walk?
Is that a Easter egg in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
I'll take a half dozen organic eggs and one of you.
I have a good feeling about you.
Your ugliness is so profound, it could make a blind person cry tears of despair.
