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Insults - Part 77

Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.


The Best Insults

If I told you I was falling hard, would you be my belayer?
No matter how many 3-pointers I've made, it means nothing if I can't hoop your heart.
I'm missing a key ingredient for my pizza, and that's you.
You know what they say about a man with a large belt buckle...
Are you a pizza box? because I can't wait to get your top off.
I'll rondversé with you any day.
Me and u are goin to make love tonite! cause I am stronger than you!
What kind of gum do ghosts chew? - Boo Boo Gum.
I'll bring you a sammich while you're working hard.
I have celeriac seedlings in the back of my car.
I must say you're more beautiful than the beautiful game.
If someone throws sharks in the water, I'll save you first.
I'll take a half dozen organic eggs and one of you.
Those are some pretty nice Rocky Mountains you've got there.
Are you from Sheffield? Because you're steeling my heart.
Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications.
If you sleep with me, I'll let you bomb New Jersey back to the Stone Age.
Is that a Easter egg in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
I have a good feeling about you.
Unlike Dee Gordon, I give you full permission to tag my butt

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