Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
'I got lost in the streets of Paris,' he said ruefully.
Are you equity? Cos my assets don't equal liabilities without you.
Vampires won't be the only thing I'm slaying tonight.
Are you a touch pad? Because I'd be the first to tap that.
There's something I've been wanting to say since the day we met. Goodbye
You just know me too well, and that freaks me out.
I'd love to take it to the hole and drop it in your Hoop!
I'm blonde, what's your excuse?
If you had another brain, it would be lonely.
You're so fat your shadow casts a shadow.
I'm at my best during overtime.
Nice shoes, wanna drink blood?
How're things looking in your books, got any room for some date-a entry?
I perform best when I'm wet.
If I were a fish, I'd be hooked on you.
My workout sessions are a lot like my relationships. Quick, intense cardio with lots of intervals, followed by pizza.
Are you Suarez? Cause I'll let you bite me all night.
I made a blood painting for you.
Is your body from McDonald's? Cause I'm lovin' it!
There are five oceans, seven continents, and only one person like you!
