Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
You have the perfect face for radio.
Uhhhh, my lead off's not great, and though I may be off base, I'd like to take you on a date.
I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand
I like my women like I like my coffee, HOT!
Your breath is so stinky, we look forward to your farts.
I may not be Heath, but I can sure balance your ledger.
Ice cold coffee? Cool beans!
Calculus and drinking alcohol do not mix. So, don't drink and derive.
Hey baby, I have a green card.
Are you equity? Cos my assets don't equal liabilities without you.
There's something I've been wanting to say since the day we met. Goodbye
Vampires won't be the only thing I'm slaying tonight.
You just know me too well, and that freaks me out.
I'd love to take it to the hole and drop it in your Hoop!
'I got lost in the streets of Paris,' he said ruefully.
Are you a touch pad? Because I'd be the first to tap that.
I'm blonde, what's your excuse?
If you had another brain, it would be lonely.
You're so fat your shadow casts a shadow.
Is your body from McDonald's? Cause I'm lovin' it!
