Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
I'd love to take it to the hole and drop it in your Hoop!
Are you equity? Cos my assets don't equal liabilities without you.
Vampires won't be the only thing I'm slaying tonight.
'I got lost in the streets of Paris,' he said ruefully.
There's something I've been wanting to say since the day we met. Goodbye
You just know me too well, and that freaks me out.
Are you a touch pad? Because I'd be the first to tap that.
I'm blonde, what's your excuse?
If you had another brain, it would be lonely.
You're so fat your shadow casts a shadow.
My workout sessions are a lot like my relationships. Quick, intense cardio with lots of intervals, followed by pizza.
I'm just like an easter bunny - sweet, but hollow on the inside.
Is that a telescope in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
I made a blood painting for you.
Are you Suarez? Cause I'll let you bite me all night.
I'm at my best during overtime.
Do you play volleyball? Cuz you're about to receive this serve.
I perform best when I'm wet.
Can I be the fortune in your cookie?
How're things looking in your books, got any room for some date-a entry?
