Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
Are you on call? Because you've been on my mind all day.
Klingon: may'luchwIjmo' Qobbe' tajmey 'ach tIqwIj luDuQ mInDu'lIj! (My armor shields me from knives, but your eyes pierce my heart!)
I just built a climbing gym in my pants and would like to offer your a chance at a first ascent.
Your smile glows brighter than a lightsaber.
Someone must have shot you with a phaser set on stunning.
Are you a secret menu item? Because I'd order you every time.
I booked us a library discussion room so we can study the 'Laws of Attraction' without disruption.
Of all the planets in all the solar systems in all the galaxies, you had to walk into mine...
Would you like to come out to the farm and help me with the bees?
Can I be your midnight kiss? Because I don't want to start the year without you.
I'm really good at hand-jams.
I can't help it — my eyes are trapped in the gravitational field of your breasts!
Who needs resolutions when I've already resolved to make you smile tonight?
Why don't we head to my bedroom, peel back my Star Wars sheets, and discover what a true Jedi can do with his light-saber?
Beam me up, hottie!
To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket... You can hide but you can't run.
You're like the perfect drink—strong, balanced, and impossible to resist.
Want to see my Class 3 probe? Earth woman, prepare to be probed!
