Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
You're like my college audition monologue: memorable, rare, and utterly perfect for me.
We are going to have very HAPPY Thanksgiving. This year, I am stuffing the turkey with Prozac!
It takes balls to play golf.
Thanksgiving Day, across America, families sit down to dinner at the same moment... halftime.
I want a minimum of 6 children and they will all be named after saints.
My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor.
I promise to clean your balls and polish your shaft before and after each use during the upcoming golf season.
That's a nice pair of yoga pants. Can I talk you out of them?
People avoid you like the plague, not just because of your ugliness, but because you radiate a putrid stench of repulsiveness.
You must be a cast, because you've set my broken heart.
If you ever want to see your children again, you'll do what I want.
There's a tornado, come in to my basement.
Novice pirates make terrible singers because they can't hit the high seas.
Do you believe in love at first sight or shouldn't I have ripped your eyes out?
Are you my lines? because i'll never forget you.
That outfit would look great crumpled in a heap on unsolved mysteries.
Can I swipe right on a photograph of your reliquary?
Your treat or mine?
If home is where the heart is, then my home is in you. And by home I mean knife.
