Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
I usually use protection, but I'll make an exception.
Who needs resolutions when I've already resolved to make you smile tonight?
Wanna get tied up and high?
My roses aren't the only things with long stems.
You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
I just built a climbing gym in my pants and would like to offer your a chance at a first ascent.
You've turned my New Year's Eve into something I'll never forget.
I love long walks on the beach, gives me just enough time to dump your body.
Baby, you must be a broom because I'm going to snap your head off and clean the floor with it.
Are you an officer? Coz I just love to be in your company.
Aren't you the model from my figure drawing class?
You're like my college audition monologue: memorable, rare, and utterly perfect for me.
To be, or not to be in bed with me? That is the question.
I'll climb you like Valjean climbed the barricade.
You're so fine, you put the font size in playbills to shame.
If you can dance, you have my hand, but if you can sing, you have my heart.
If home is where the heart is, then my home is in you. And by home I mean knife.
If you were a script, I'd never go off book.
Do you believe in love at first sight or shouldn't I have ripped your eyes out?
You must be my capital gain, because meeting you has been a major profit.
