Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
What is a pumpkin's favorite sport? Squash
A definition of Christmas: The time when everyone gets "Santa"-mental.
What do angry mice send to each other in December? Cross mouse cards!
What's the best thing to give your parents for Christmas? A list of everything you want!
One date and I'll swachh you off your feet.
Where do mistletoe go to become famous? Holly wood!
What did one Christmas light say to the other Christmas light? You light me up!
Are you an auger? Because you've drilled your way into my thoughts.
My two favorite letters of the alpabet E Z.
What is Santa's favorite Olympic event? North Pole-vault
What song did the guests sing at the Eskimo's Christmas party? Freeze a jolly fellow
What did the cow say to the reindeer? Moo
What is the wettest animal at the North Pole? The rain-deer
You're the reason my pipeline to happiness is always full.
How do you know when Santa's in the room? You can sense his presents.
What will fall at the door first? An autumn leaf or a Christmas catalog?
You're like my toolbox—always full of everything I need.
The shade of black you are wearing really brings out your beauty.
What song do monkeys sing at Christmas? Jungle bells.
