Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
Hi. I'm doing my prayer list. Please put your name and number down
Your smile is like a supernova...brighter than anything in the universe.
Is that a phaser in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Wanna breach my wrap core?
Are you a secret menu item? Because I'd order you every time.
Someone must have shot you with a phaser set on stunning.
Your smile glows brighter than a lightsaber.
I just built a climbing gym in my pants and would like to offer your a chance at a first ascent.
Klingon: may'luchwIjmo' Qobbe' tajmey 'ach tIqwIj luDuQ mInDu'lIj! (My armor shields me from knives, but your eyes pierce my heart!)
Are you on call? Because you've been on my mind all day.
You smell like silage and sunshine.
If I said Marco, would you say Polo?
Obi-Wan told me to follow my instincts, and my instincts are all over you.
Come back to my place and I will assimilate you into my collective!
Forget warp speed, let's just go on impulse..
You don't need a mind meld to know what I am thinking.
Your eyes look Spocktacular!
Hey baby, I'd love to pollinate you!
Of all the Stars in all the Galaxy, you had to hitch your planet to mine.
I'll show you my docking bay if you show me your ship.
