Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
Thanksgiving Day, across America, families sit down to dinner at the same moment... halftime.
It takes balls to play golf.
We are going to have very HAPPY Thanksgiving. This year, I am stuffing the turkey with Prozac!
You're like my college audition monologue: memorable, rare, and utterly perfect for me.
I'm excited about Thanksgiving because I love unwelcome parenting advice from relatives I see twice a year.
To be, or not to be in bed with me? That is the question.
I'll climb you like Valjean climbed the barricade.
Are you sure you aren't all four majors because you would be agrand slam?
You're so fine, you put the font size in playbills to shame.
The most popular operation for orthopaedic surgeons is upper-leg surgery: very hip.
Are you a scrub cap? Because you're on my mind all the time.
I'd suck a fart out of your ass.
You must be a catheter, because you're draining all my worries away.
Your putt looks great in those pants
You have a face that could turn milk sour and wilt flowers.
Your ugliness is like a curse, a constant reminder of the cruelty of fate.
Are you sterile gauze? Because you've wrapped me up completely.
Are you into kinky stuff? How would you like to do something I won't do for anyone on the PGA tour? I'll let you beat me.
There's nothing I won't do for you, and I'm going to keep on doing it.
