Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
You ever been with a man that has Parkinson's? You won't need to do a thing. Just hold on tight and I'll do the rest.
You have the most terrific bone structure. Your skull is going to be the prize of my collection.
I'll tell you how many acres I farm.
Hey baby, I'd love to pollinate you!
Are you method acting because you're really in my head.
Your sexy figure sure would make an awesome sculpture.
Are you the cast list? Because I can't stop looking at you.
You must be my capital gain, because meeting you has been a major profit.
You not only have a pretty face, I bet you're beautiful on the inside too!
Do you have a map? Because I got lost in your eyes. [If this doesn't work, hit her in the head with a brick]
There's a tornado, come in to my basement.
That outfit would look great crumpled in a heap on unsolved mysteries.
Are you Hamilton tickets? Because I'd do literally anything to make you mine.
Are you my lines? because i'll never forget you.
I'm really good at hand-jams.
You act like your arrogance is a virtue.
You're as useful as an ashtray on a motorcycle.
If you were any dumber I would have to water you twice a week.
I've come across decomposed bodies that are less offensive than you are.
You're a prime candidate for natural de-selection.
