Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
If you ever want to see your children again, you'll do what I want.
You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
Is that a double ended dildo or are you just glad to see me?
You must love Halloween! You don't need a costume to look like an angel.
Your mirror must be traumatized from having to reflect your hideous visage day after day.
Spread your legs shoulder width, that's the first step to a successful golf swing.
You act like your arrogance is a virtue.
You're as useful as an ashtray on a motorcycle.
If you were any dumber I would have to water you twice a week.
I've come across decomposed bodies that are less offensive than you are.
You're a prime candidate for natural de-selection.
You have the perfect face for radio.
I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand
Uhhhh, my lead off's not great, and though I may be off base, I'd like to take you on a date.
I like my women like I like my coffee, HOT!
Your breath is so stinky, we look forward to your farts.
Ice cold coffee? Cool beans!
I may not be Heath, but I can sure balance your ledger.
Hey baby, I have a green card.
Calculus and drinking alcohol do not mix. So, don't drink and derive.
