Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
There should be government regulations against all your goodness.
I don't normally sow wild oats, but for you I'd make an exception.
Can I see your garbage mashers on the detention level?
My multi-phasic trans-dimensional inducer method is guaranteed to complete your cycle of operations.
You must be in trauma care, because I'm falling hard for you.
Are you an officer? Coz I just love to be in your company.
You act like your arrogance is a virtue.
You're as useful as an ashtray on a motorcycle.
If you were any dumber I would have to water you twice a week.
I've come across decomposed bodies that are less offensive than you are.
You're a prime candidate for natural de-selection.
You have the perfect face for radio.
Uhhhh, my lead off's not great, and though I may be off base, I'd like to take you on a date.
I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand
I like my women like I like my coffee, HOT!
Your breath is so stinky, we look forward to your farts.
Ice cold coffee? Cool beans!
I may not be Heath, but I can sure balance your ledger.
Hey baby, I have a green card.
Calculus and drinking alcohol do not mix. So, don't drink and derive.
