Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
I wanna put your pork on my fork.
I'll tell you how many acres I farm.
Hey girl, wanna belay me?
I got the biggest exhaust pipe you'll ever see!
You've turned my New Year's Eve into something I'll never forget.
I see you got a lot of room in your backseat.
My roses aren't the only things with long stems.
Don't feel bad about going 5 under the speed limit, I wouldn't want to damage you going too fast either.
You make my pants go to Red Alert.
Is that a phaser in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Your smile is like a supernova...brighter than anything in the universe.
Hi. I'm doing my prayer list. Please put your name and number down
Your pants are the final frontier
Wanna get tied up and high?
Unlike Han, I won't shoot first.
I usually use protection, but I'll make an exception.
Would you allow me to experience what's beyond your Event Horizon?
Can I check out your oil with my dipstick.
I've got some new rubbers, so it's ok to sow my wild oats if it gets too wet in the field.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a knife. Get in the car.
