Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
Maybe we have too much in common and too much alike.
I don't want to hold you back.
My unconscious mind is urging me to talk to you.
When you fell from heaven, did it leave you with any lasting emotional scars?
Are you a sewer system? Because you've taken all my worries away.
You are the greatest perception of my heart's delusion!
Is your name Sunshine? Because you are “In my soul todayâ€.
Let me Freudian slip into you tonight.
In what country is Thanksgiving ironically not celebrated? Turkey.
Arrrr. Wanna search me for buried treasure (Pirate Costume)
I like your wart, want to see a few of mine?
Is that a double ended dildo or are you just glad to see me?
Are you being a ghost for Halloween, or are you just my boo?
Do you really remember Cleopatra? I'll make you forget her! (Vampire)
Are you a ghost? Because you've been haunting my dreams.
I would literally give you my hand in marriage. (undead)
What do zombies put on their Christmas turkey? Grave-y
Why does Santa do in his garden? He hoe hoe hoes
What do reindeer have that no other animals have? Baby reindeer!
