Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
My love for you is like the A's and Daric Barton: it never dies.
The shade of black you are wearing really brings out your beauty.
Who needs resolutions when I've already resolved to make you smile tonight?
A definition of Christmas: The time when everyone gets "Santa"-mental.
There's 900 square feet in a volleyball court, and I still find my way directly to you.
You're into threesomes? Great, 'cause I've got split personality.
I can tell a grape's ripe by the way it tastes.
What do angry mice send to each other in December? Cross mouse cards!
You've turned my New Year's Eve into something I'll never forget.
If you can dance, you have my hand, but if you can sing, you have my heart.
I'm addicted to you like an aunty to chai.
Are you an auger? Because you've drilled your way into my thoughts.
What's the best thing to give your parents for Christmas? A list of everything you want!
The color palate of your face is really great in this lighting.
You have the most terrific bone structure. Your skull is going to be the prize of my collection.
Where do mistletoe go to become famous? Holly wood!
What did one Christmas light say to the other Christmas light? You light me up!
What song do monkeys sing at Christmas? Jungle bells.
What did the cow say to the reindeer? Moo
What is the wettest animal at the North Pole? The rain-deer
