Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
Hey, you like chorizo?
There's a fiesta in my gauchos and you and your maracas are definitely invited!
I got the chorizo, you bring the eggs. Un-fertilized por favor.
Should you be a sticker, you would be right into my vintage set right now, babe.
Can I interest you in some of my compost?
Can I didgeridoo you?
Let me show you why Australia started out as a penal colony...
Wanna ride on my kangaroo?
Are you from China? Because I'm China ask you out on a date.
Why don't we dim sum lights?
Why do demons and ghouls hang out together? - Because demons are a ghouls best friend!
Is that a hardcover, or are you just happy to see me?
I'm a poodle in the streets but a bulldog in the sheets
A day with you is like an eternity of behind-the-ear scratches.
You look fetching today!
In the airport, I am willing to let all my personal feelings fly towards you, baby.
I bet you can't even pass airport procedures because you are simply the bomb, honey.
Are you a medium? Because I'd like to paint you on carpet.
The shade of black you are wearing really brings out your beauty.
I love long walks on the beach, gives me just enough time to dump your body.
