Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
Can I see your garbage mashers on the detention level?
Are you depressed yet? Cause you've been stuck in my head all day.
You must be in trauma care, because I'm falling hard for you.
Are you on call? Because you've been on my mind all day.
Hi. I'm doing my prayer list. Please put your name and number down
I want a hot steamy shower! Do you think if I get the water hot enough it will burn my skin off?
I'd love to say a prayer before a meal with you sometime. How's Saturday at 7?
Would you like to be the Zelie to my Louis and reach sainthood together?
Is stealing my heart breaking the 8th Commandment?
Is that a double ended vibrator in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
The Bible says to bring all our requests to God. I've prayed, and here you are.
I've heard alot about you, now let's hear your side of the story.
We're having a penis-measuring contest over there. Do you have a yardstick that we could borrow?
There's nothing I won't do for you, and I'm going to keep on doing it.
If there's nothing to say, I'm sure you'll say it.
You must be a catheter, because you're draining all my worries away.
Are you sterile gauze? Because you've wrapped me up completely.
Are you a plumbing permit? Because you've got me doing everything by the book.
