Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
Is that a phaser in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
You make my pants go to Red Alert.
Hey, it's about time you docked that shuttle!
Klingon: Daqtagh HInob! tIqwIj qa'angnIS! (Hand me a d'k tahg! I must show you my heart!)
Anomalous heat reading off the starboard bow, setting an intercept course!
Klingon: pu'jIn vIpoQ. mInDu'lIj vIbejtaHvIS DaqwIj vIlIj! (I need a map. I got lost while I was watching your eyes!)
You and me go together like Lightning Rod and downtime.
Don't feel bad about going 5 under the speed limit, I wouldn't want to damage you going too fast either.
I can find every pulse in your body!
You make me vasodilate!
I'd love to go to Uranus! Because it has a toxic atmosphere and would instantly kill me.
Are you a psychologist? Cause you cure my depression.
Do I know you from somewhere, because I don't recognize you with your clothes on?
You seem depressed. Let's bang the depression out of each other!
Of all the Stars in all the Galaxy, you had to hitch your planet to mine.
Come back to my place and I will assimilate you into my collective!
How about I shift my stick into something else...
Your pants are the final frontier
Klingon: may'luchwIjmo' Qobbe' tajmey 'ach tIqwIj luDuQ mInDu'lIj! (My armor shields me from knives, but your eyes pierce my heart!)
If I was a car, you'd have to write me a speeding ticket, because I never take it slow.
