Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to roll by again?
I want you to sit on my face. Seriously, if there's a chance I might lose oxygen flow and die... I'll take it.
Let me be your nebula so you can be my baby star.
Can I take your temperature? Because you're looking hot today.
Hey baby, can you get your pants lower than my self-esteem?
If I go into cardiac arrest will you give me mouth to mouth?
Are you the sun? Because you're my center of the universe.
I got some suga for ya
Hey baby, wanna play with my corpus cavernosum?
I want to ride you like a roller coaster. Just try not to puke.
I can't help it — my eyes are trapped in the gravitational field of your breasts!
You and me go together like Lightning Rod and downtime.
Klingon: pu'jIn vIpoQ. mInDu'lIj vIbejtaHvIS DaqwIj vIlIj! (I need a map. I got lost while I was watching your eyes!)
Anomalous heat reading off the starboard bow, setting an intercept course!
Klingon: Daqtagh HInob! tIqwIj qa'angnIS! (Hand me a d'k tahg! I must show you my heart!)
Hey, it's about time you docked that shuttle!
You make my pants go to Red Alert.
Is that a phaser in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
You had me at Che.
I'm a gymnast, so if you're down for some mattress yoga, count me in!
