Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
I got the biggest exhaust pipe you'll ever see!
I find your lack of nudity disturbing
Shall I wait for you in my car or will the closet suffice?
Yo name must be Maxwell House cause baby yo ass is good til the last drop.
I got some suga for ya
If I was a car, you'd have to write me a speeding ticket, because I never take it slow.
How about I shift my stick into something else...
Can I check out your oil with my dipstick.
Know what would look good on you? CRUTCHES!
I see you got a lot of room in your backseat.
Don't feel bad about going 5 under the speed limit, I wouldn't want to damage you going too fast either.
Are you looking for buried treasure? Explore my chest... With a knife.
Your smile is like a supernova...brighter than anything in the universe.
Of all the planets in all the solar systems in all the galaxies, you had to walk into mine...
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I saw you with him, I'm happy for you.
Let me be your nebula so you can be my baby star.
You and me go together like Lightning Rod and downtime.
Are you the sun? Because you're my center of the universe.
I'll show you my docking bay if you show me your ship.
