Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
All of my most important poems and drawings are in this little book. And I'd like you to have it because they're mostly about you.
I never knew hellish demons flew so close to the ground.
If I court you, will it be a love match?
Excuse me miss, could you hold my balls while I get my racket out of my bag?
Can we rally forever so we stay in love?
Your court or mine?
My forehand isn't the only stroke I know.
Is that a ball in your pocket or are you just excited to see me?
Bet I can bench press you.
Wow, are you a cougar? 'Cause I have a feeling you hunted guys my age before it was cool.
Cool necklace. is that locally handcrafted?
Namastay here or come home with me?
The longer we are together, the less serious I am about you.
Your downward facing dog makes my soaring crane rise.
That's a nice pair of yoga pants. Can I talk you out of them?
The color palate of your face is really great in this lighting.
Maybe we have too much in common and too much alike.
The map to my heart is located on the veins of my left arm.
