Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
I wanna Lando in your Calrissian.
I believe that it's in our best interest to comply with section 69 of the act.
If ugliness were a crime, you'd be serving a life sentence without parole.
Your mirror must have the patience of a saint to endure the sight of your hideous reflection every day.
I wanna flush your pipes, baby.
Namastay here or come home with me?
Are you Hamilton tickets? Because I'd do literally anything to make you mine.
I've heard alot about you, now let's hear your side of the story.
You'll be receiving a package soon.
Do you wipe front to back or back to front?
We're having a penis-measuring contest over there. Do you have a yardstick that we could borrow?
The Bible says to bring all our requests to God. I've prayed, and here you are.
Is stealing my heart breaking the 8th Commandment?
I smell that you are in season... want to breed?
Hey baby, do you want to have an abortion a month from now?
Are you an officer? Coz I just love to be in your company.
Is that a double ended vibrator in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Would you like to be the Zelie to my Louis and reach sainthood together?
Are those Nudie Limited Edition Masa Japan jeans from outer space? Because your ass is out of this world.
Did you gone through annealing, or have you always been without deformations?
