Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
Let me show you a relaxation technique not used for systematic desensitization.
Do I remember you from my dreams, or is that just a false memory?
My Liahona pointed to you.
Who's your daddy? Do I remind you of him?
Is that a double ended vibrator in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Is stealing my heart breaking the 8th Commandment?
We're having a penis-measuring contest over there. Do you have a yardstick that we could borrow?
You'll be receiving a package soon.
I want a minimum of 6 children and they will all be named after saints.
Can I swipe right on a photograph of your reliquary?
Is that a double ended dildo or are you just glad to see me?
Want to join me on the threshing floor?
My two favorite letters of the alpabet E Z.
Hey girl, you wanna strum my sitar?
I'm not feeling myself today, may I feel you?
I'm addicted to you like an aunty to chai.
Is your name Sunshine? Because you are “In my soul todayâ€.
Baby you're so fine my brain is changing structure just to process it.
Your ego may be saying 'no', but your id is giving me a tongue bath.
