Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
I'd love to go to Uranus! Because it has a toxic atmosphere and would instantly kill me.
Is that a phaser in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
I can't help it — my eyes are trapped in the gravitational field of your breasts!
Someone must have shot you with a phaser set on stunning.
I am having trouble getting my photon torpedo out of it's breech, can you assist?
You don't need a mind meld to know what I am thinking.
Your eyes look Spocktacular!
Wanna breach my wrap core?
Forget warp speed, let's just go on impulse..
Beam me up, hottie!
I've got something big in my torpedo tube.
My multi-phasic trans-dimensional inducer method is guaranteed to complete your cycle of operations.
I'd like to clean your plasma conduits.
And you think my ears are big....
Want to see my Class 3 probe? Earth woman, prepare to be probed!
We are the Borg. Lower your shields and surrender your heart.
How about I slip into something more comfortable.. like these star trek voyager pajamas baby!
Are you a psychologist? Cause you cure my depression.
Tonight this Hsn doesn't want to fly solo.
Is that a double ended vibrator in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
