Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
Are you sterile gauze? Because you've wrapped me up completely.
You must be a catheter, because you're draining all my worries away.
If there's nothing to say, I'm sure you'll say it.
There's nothing I won't do for you, and I'm going to keep on doing it.
We're having a penis-measuring contest over there. Do you have a yardstick that we could borrow?
I've heard alot about you, now let's hear your side of the story.
The Bible says to bring all our requests to God. I've prayed, and here you are.
Is that a double ended vibrator in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Is stealing my heart breaking the 8th Commandment?
Would you like to be the Zelie to my Louis and reach sainthood together?
I'd love to say a prayer before a meal with you sometime. How's Saturday at 7?
I want a hot steamy shower! Do you think if I get the water hot enough it will burn my skin off?
I wanna Lando in your Calrissian.
Open up your hangar my starfighter needs refueling.
Obi-Wan told me to follow my instincts, and my instincts are all over you.
Your smile glows brighter than a lightsaber.
Why don't we head to my bedroom, peel back my Star Wars sheets, and discover what a true Jedi can do with his light-saber?
Unlike Han, I won't shoot first.
I'm here to collect the bounty on dat ass.
Are you depressed yet? Cause you've been stuck in my head all day.
