Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
Hey baby I've got a living quarters trailer with a big bed in the front.
We are the Borg. Lower your shields and surrender your heart.
Want to see my Class 3 probe? Earth woman, prepare to be probed!
Want to come over for some Malt Liquor and Kool-Aid?
How about sticking a pinch of me between your cheek and gum?
Know what would look good on you? CRUTCHES!
And you think my ears are big....
I'd like to clean your plasma conduits.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a knife. Get in the car.
My multi-phasic trans-dimensional inducer method is guaranteed to complete your cycle of operations.
Do you have a privacy policy? Cause I'd love to see your fine print.
How about you let me take you for a ride in my bobsled? By bobsled, I mean bed.
I've got something big in my torpedo tube.
Beam me up, hottie!
I got the biggest exhaust pipe you'll ever see!
Do you like heavy metal? Because I can teach you how to scream.
Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to roll by again?
How'd you like to go on a long romantic warm down and split the lane?
My love for you burns stronger than my urinary tract infection.
I'm feeling a little off today. Will you turn me on?
