Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
There's a tornado, come in to my basement.
That outfit would look great crumpled in a heap on unsolved mysteries.
Do you believe in love at first sight or shouldn't I have ripped your eyes out?
If home is where the heart is, then my home is in you. And by home I mean knife.
Are you my lines? because i'll never forget you.
Baby, you must be a broom because I'm going to snap your head off and clean the floor with it.
Hi, my name is Doug. That's "god" spelled backwards with a little bit of U wrapped up in it
Do you have a map? Because I got lost in your eyes. [If this doesn't work, hit her in the head with a brick]
You not only have a pretty face, I bet you're beautiful on the inside too!
How about you let me take you for a ride in my bobsled? By bobsled, I mean bed.
Why don't ghost have bands? - They get booooed.
I'm just like a pizza. I'll fill you up tonight and still be there in the morning when you're ready for more.
Girl you're like a pizza. I want like 3 more of you and I don't wanna share.
Hey baby I've got a living quarters trailer with a big bed in the front.
How about sticking a pinch of me between your cheek and gum?
You are just the way I like my coffee. Tall, dark and strong.
Is your daddy a boxer? No Why? Because you're one hell of a knock out!
Astral project with me, so I question how real this reality actually is.
I'm a gymnast, so if you're down for some mattress yoga, count me in!
I've got an active ground game and I never went past the first round.
