Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
Shall I wait for you in my car or will the closet suffice?
Tonight this Hsn doesn't want to fly solo.
I booked us a library discussion room so we can study the 'Laws of Attraction' without disruption.
How about I slip into something more comfortable.. like these star trek voyager pajamas baby!
You are just the way I like my coffee. Tall, dark and strong.
I'd like to clean your plasma conduits.
Do you like heavy metal? Because I can teach you how to scream.
I got the biggest exhaust pipe you'll ever see!
Beam me up, hottie!
I've got something big in my torpedo tube.
How about you let me take you for a ride in my bobsled? By bobsled, I mean bed.
Do you have a privacy policy? Cause I'd love to see your fine print.
My multi-phasic trans-dimensional inducer method is guaranteed to complete your cycle of operations.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a knife. Get in the car.
Want to come over for some Malt Liquor and Kool-Aid?
Hey baby I've got a living quarters trailer with a big bed in the front.
We are the Borg. Lower your shields and surrender your heart.
Want to see my Class 3 probe? Earth woman, prepare to be probed!
