Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
Can I be your midnight kiss? Because I don't want to start the year without you.
We can even do it doggy style, don't worry, I bet the airplane has some nice cabins.
You get jet lag every time? I bet I can show you how fast I recover right now!
I wanna put your pork on my fork.
Do you want to check out my home quarter?
I don't normally sow wild oats, but for you I'd make an exception.
There should be government regulations against all your goodness.
I've got some new rubbers, so it's ok to sow my wild oats if it gets too wet in the field.
Would you like to come out to the farm and help me with the bees?
I have a six pack and an empty buddy seat.
I wish I could harvest you at peak season.
You smell like silage and sunshine.
Are you a medium? Because I'd like to paint you on carpet.
Beam me up, hottie!
I'd like to clean your plasma conduits.
My multi-phasic trans-dimensional inducer method is guaranteed to complete your cycle of operations.
