Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
Hey baby, will you let me socially penetrate your triangular theory of love?
Is your medulla inflamed? Because you made my heart skip a beat!
Are you a gadianton robber? Because you just stole my heart.
Hey babe can I become your mehram for the hajj?
I didn't trip over my robe, I fell for you.
People like you are the reason I work out.
Instead of sealing our lips together, lets get sealed in the temple first!
Hey babe, you've been doing Tawaf in my mind all day.
That's a nice burka. Can I talk you out of it?
Shall you be my imam because being your makmum is what I desire to be.
Can you help me meet my dissemination targets? I'll let you be in a condition of power.
You must be my coronary artery because you're wrapped around my heart.
There may be plenty of gefilte fish in the kitchen, but you're the only one my bubbe approves of.
All I want for Channukah, is you.
Once you go Jew, nothing else will do
Excuse me, this Yom Kippur I have no sins for which to atone. Can you help?
Is that a dreidel in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Perhaps you can help me with my PTP by snapping terminals with me and being my twin on some TNA processing.
I think I recognize your name. From my Patriarchal Blessing.
Let's go somewhere and postulate you out of that dress.
