Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
Are you the sun? Because you're my center of the universe.
If I go into cardiac arrest will you give me mouth to mouth?
Hey baby, can you get your pants lower than my self-esteem?
Can I take your temperature? Because you're looking hot today.
Let me be your nebula so you can be my baby star.
I want you to sit on my face. Seriously, if there's a chance I might lose oxygen flow and die... I'll take it.
Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to roll by again?
My love for you burns stronger than my urinary tract infection.
How'd you like to go on a long romantic warm down and split the lane?
I'm feeling a little off today. Will you turn me on?
Of all the planets in all the solar systems in all the galaxies, you had to walk into mine...
Your smile is like a supernova...brighter than anything in the universe.
Would you allow me to experience what's beyond your Event Horizon?
Want to be the susceptible host to my airborne pathogen?
Would you like to join me for brunch? You're looking eggstra-special.
Is that a cell phone in yo pocket? Cuz dat ass is callin' me!
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I saw you with him, I'm happy for you.
Hey girl you lookin' like a tall glass of water and I'm tellin ya I'm thirsty!
Astral project with me, so I question how real this reality actually is.
Is your daddy a boxer? No Why? Because you're one hell of a knock out!
