Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
Come on now, ride your cowboy.
You're like a flexible hose—you fit perfectly into my life.
Are you a plumbing permit? Because you've got me doing everything by the book.
Why don't ghost have bands? - They get booooed.
I'm just like a pizza. I'll fill you up tonight and still be there in the morning when you're ready for more.
Girl you're like a pizza. I want like 3 more of you and I don't wanna share.
Hey baby I've got a living quarters trailer with a big bed in the front.
How about sticking a pinch of me between your cheek and gum?
You are just the way I like my coffee. Tall, dark and strong.
How about you let me take you for a ride in my bobsled? By bobsled, I mean bed.
It's all about love and drugs, baby. Can you be my love and I'll be your drug.
You had me at Che.
I'm a gymnast, so if you're down for some mattress yoga, count me in!
Astral project with me, so I question how real this reality actually is.
Is your daddy a boxer? No Why? Because you're one hell of a knock out!
I've got an active ground game and I never went past the first round.
Your court or mine?
My forehand isn't the only stroke I know.
Is that a ball in your pocket or are you just excited to see me?
