Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
Hey, it's about time you docked that shuttle!
Klingon: Daqtagh HInob! tIqwIj qa'angnIS! (Hand me a d'k tahg! I must show you my heart!)
Anomalous heat reading off the starboard bow, setting an intercept course!
Klingon: pu'jIn vIpoQ. mInDu'lIj vIbejtaHvIS DaqwIj vIlIj! (I need a map. I got lost while I was watching your eyes!)
Hey baby, can you get your pants lower than my self-esteem?
Hey baby, do you want to have an abortion a month from now?
Don't feel bad about going 5 under the speed limit, I wouldn't want to damage you going too fast either.
I see you got a lot of room in your backseat.
Know what would look good on you? CRUTCHES!
Can I check out your oil with my dipstick.
How about I shift my stick into something else...
If I was a car, you'd have to write me a speeding ticket, because I never take it slow.
I got some suga for ya
Yo name must be Maxwell House cause baby yo ass is good til the last drop.
Shall I wait for you in my car or will the closet suffice?
I find your lack of nudity disturbing
I got the biggest exhaust pipe you'll ever see!
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a knife. Get in the car.
Want to come over for some Malt Liquor and Kool-Aid?
I believe that it's in our best interest to comply with section 69 of the act.
