Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
A day with you is like an eternity of behind-the-ear scratches.
I'm a poodle in the streets but a bulldog in the sheets
Is that a hardcover, or are you just happy to see me?
Why do demons and ghouls hang out together? - Because demons are a ghouls best friend!
Why don't we dim sum lights?
Are you from China? Because I'm China ask you out on a date.
Wanna ride on my kangaroo?
Let me show you why Australia started out as a penal colony...
Can I didgeridoo you?
Can I interest you in some of my compost?
Girl you body set up good like the ice inna me freezer!
Baby, I really knead you right now.
We can do coffee or do it twice, either way I'll get you a double double.
Girl, you're thicker than Baffin Island.
I hope Jamaican yourself feel okay because I bet I can make you feel better with my hands.
Baby a weh u get dah bumpa deh?
Mi love yuh more than cook food
Why do ghosts shiver and moan? - It's drafty under that sheet.
Baby, you're the light in my corona.
For the price of that drink you could have had me for the night.
