Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
Are you Hamilton tickets? Because I'd do literally anything to make you mine.
Namastay here or come home with me?
I wanna flush your pipes, baby.
Your mirror must have the patience of a saint to endure the sight of your hideous reflection every day.
What do reindeer have that no other animals have? Baby reindeer!
Want to join me on the threshing floor?
You know, women firefighters are professional hose handlers.
What did the reindeer sing to Santa on his birthday? Freeze a jolly good fellow
Baby, you must be a broom because I'm going to snap your head off and clean the floor with it.
Hey girl, you wanna strum my sitar?
I studied in France and worked harvest in Italy, I've learned some of the secrets to making great wine and I'd love to share them with you.
What do zombies put on their Christmas turkey? Grave-y
Driving your car is like riding in a tin can of disappointment and regret.
I just built a climbing gym in my pants and would like to offer your a chance at a first ascent.
I usually use protection, but I'll make an exception.
What goes ho-ho whoosh, ho-ho whoosh? Santa caught in a revolving door
You must be my capital gain, because meeting you has been a major profit.
