Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
You're like a perfectly flowing faucet—steady, reliable, and endlessly refreshing.
Do I remember you from my dreams, or is that just a false memory?
Are you a cleanout plug? Because you've given me a fresh start.
Has the mere-exposure effect kicked in yet, or do I need to spam more of your instagram pictures?
You're like a flexible hose—you fit perfectly into my life.
Are you a plumbing permit? Because you've got me doing everything by the book.
Why don't ghost have bands? - They get booooed.
You activate my nucelus accumbens like no other.
Your ego may be saying 'no', but your id is giving me a tongue bath.
My Liahona pointed to you.
My unconscious mind is urging me to talk to you.
In what country is Thanksgiving ironically not celebrated? Turkey.
Let me Freudian slip into you tonight.
Is your name Sunshine? Because you are “In my soul todayâ€.
You are the greatest perception of my heart's delusion!
Are you a sewer system? Because you've taken all my worries away.
When you fell from heaven, did it leave you with any lasting emotional scars?
The longer we are together, the less serious I am about you.
Baby you're so fine my brain is changing structure just to process it.
