Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
The only thing your car is good for is as a source of laughter for everyone who sees it.
Your car is a pathetic excuse for transportation, a rolling embarrassment on wheels.
After 18 Holes, I can barely walk.
Arrrr. Wanna search me for buried treasure (Pirate Costume)
I'm like the USA Open, hard and long!!
I would literally give you my hand in marriage. (undead)
I've seen better-looking piles of dog shit on the sidewalk than you.
Your ugliness is like a curse, a constant reminder that life can be cruel and unforgiving.
Are you a ghost? Because you've been haunting my dreams.
I hope you like it rough because I don't replace my divots.
Your face looks like it was hit by a freight train, then dragged through a field of broken glass for good measure.
Are you a water hazard? Because you got me soaking wet.
Do you really remember Cleopatra? I'll make you forget her! (Vampire)
Are you being a ghost for Halloween, or are you just my boo?
You're so fine, you put the font size in playbills to shame.
I'm excited about Thanksgiving because I love unwelcome parenting advice from relatives I see twice a year.
To be, or not to be in bed with me? That is the question.
I'll climb you like Valjean climbed the barricade.
Are you sure you aren't all four majors because you would be agrand slam?
Are you a scrub cap? Because you're on my mind all the time.
