Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
You must be a cast, because you've set my broken heart.
Want to join me on the threshing floor?
Your treat or mine?
I like your wart, want to see a few of mine?
Is that a double ended dildo or are you just glad to see me?
Are you being a ghost for Halloween, or are you just my boo?
Do you really remember Cleopatra? I'll make you forget her! (Vampire)
Are you a ghost? Because you've been haunting my dreams.
I would literally give you my hand in marriage. (undead)
Arrrr. Wanna search me for buried treasure (Pirate Costume)
Hey girl, you wanna strum my sitar?
What did the reindeer sing to Santa on his birthday? Freeze a jolly good fellow
What do zombies put on their Christmas turkey? Grave-y
What do reindeer have that no other animals have? Baby reindeer!
Why does Santa do in his garden? He hoe hoe hoes
Where do mistletoe go to become famous? Holly wood!
What do angry mice send to each other in December? Cross mouse cards!
What's the best thing to give your parents for Christmas? A list of everything you want!
One date and I'll swachh you off your feet.
A definition of Christmas: The time when everyone gets "Santa"-mental.
