Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
How about I shift my stick into something else...
Are you an officer? Coz I just love to be in your company.
You must be in trauma care, because I'm falling hard for you.
My multi-phasic trans-dimensional inducer method is guaranteed to complete your cycle of operations.
Can I see your garbage mashers on the detention level?
I don't normally sow wild oats, but for you I'd make an exception.
There should be government regulations against all your goodness.
If you can dance, you have my hand, but if you can sing, you have my heart.
I'd like to clean your plasma conduits.
If I was a car, you'd have to write me a speeding ticket, because I never take it slow.
I've got something big in my torpedo tube.
Do you understand the binary language of moisture vaporators? Because I'd like to program your binary loadlifter.
I'm here to collect the bounty on dat ass.
Do you want to check out my home quarter?
Hey baby you shine so bright I want to be your co-orbital companion!
Are you the sun? Because you're my center of the universe.
I wanna Lando in your Calrissian.
People don't like having to bend over to get their drinks. We really need to raise the bar.
And you think my ears are big....
Klingon: pu'jIn vIpoQ. mInDu'lIj vIbejtaHvIS DaqwIj vIlIj! (I need a map. I got lost while I was watching your eyes!)
