Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
The retired track official has started forgetting things. He has old timer's disease.
The most popular operation for orthopaedic surgeons is upper-leg surgery: very hip.
I once worked at a factory that made boat paddles. The starting pay was ten dollars an oar.
If a Monk throws a hissy fit, is it a temple tantrum?
Are you a doctor of love? Because you're always giving me a check-up... and finding something new to love every time.
You must be an EMT, because you're always saving lives... including mine from boredom.
I asked Kermit the Frog what I should use to join the pieces of metal, but all he said was, 'Rivet, rivet.'
You're so cute, I need an EpiPen to stop my heart from racing... and also to make sure it stays that way.
I was going to buy some loose tea, but the price was too steep.
A lawyer who likes to go fishing is an attorney-at-lure.
Did you hear about the herb who was an all round great guy, did loads of charity work and was always there to help? He was a Tarragon Of Virtue.
As long as the imperial system is in place a ruler will be afoot.
Oncology is the study of car horns.
Are you a fishing net? Because I'm tangled up in your love.
I don't need sonar to find you; your beauty shines brighter than anything underwater.
Comedians, the biggest joke going.
I see you got a lot of room in your backseat.
I got the biggest exhaust pipe you'll ever see!
You've turned my New Year's Eve into something I'll never forget.
