Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
Your car is so old and rusty, it's a living testament to the concept of decay and neglect.
My two favorite letters of the alpabet E Z.
Want to join me on the threshing floor?
You know, women firefighters are professional hose handlers.
What did the reindeer sing to Santa on his birthday? Freeze a jolly good fellow
Baby, you must be a broom because I'm going to snap your head off and clean the floor with it.
Hey girl, you wanna strum my sitar?
I studied in France and worked harvest in Italy, I've learned some of the secrets to making great wine and I'd love to share them with you.
What do zombies put on their Christmas turkey? Grave-y
Driving your car is like riding in a tin can of disappointment and regret.
What do reindeer have that no other animals have? Baby reindeer!
Why does Santa do in his garden? He hoe hoe hoes
I'm really good at hand-jams.
I'm something of a garagistaI've been working on this Syrah, come barrel taste it and tell me what you think?
I just built a climbing gym in my pants and would like to offer your a chance at a first ascent.
Wanna get tied up and high?
You must be my capital gain, because meeting you has been a major profit.
What goes ho-ho whoosh, ho-ho whoosh? Santa caught in a revolving door
I usually use protection, but I'll make an exception.
