Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
You're like a perfectly flowing faucet—steady, reliable, and endlessly refreshing.
Let me show you a relaxation technique not used for systematic desensitization.
What can't you give the headless horseman? - A headache.
Let's go somewhere and postulate you out of that dress.
There may be plenty of gefilte fish in the kitchen, but you're the only one my bubbe approves of.
Excuse me, this Yom Kippur I have no sins for which to atone. Can you help?
Is that a dreidel in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Are you troubleshooting? Because you've fixed all my problems.
A quiet man, is a thinking man. A quiet woman, is usually mad.
A multicast packet walks into a bar, and then leaves through all the doors and windows at once.
Can you help me meet my dissemination targets? I'll let you be in a condition of power.
I'll let you be in a condition of power.
Get on your knees, open your mouth, and hail Xenu!
Perhaps you can help me with my PTP by snapping terminals with me and being my twin on some TNA processing.
Have I seen you on j-date?
Hi, my name is Doug. That's "god" spelled backwards with a little bit of U wrapped up in it
Instead of sealing our lips together, lets get sealed in the temple first!
How do you scare a mummy - with a yummy dummy in a crash test crummy.
Why do ghosts shiver and moan? - It's drafty under that sheet.
