Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
Novice pirates make terrible singers because they can't hit the high seas.
Your ugliness is like a curse, a constant reminder that life can be cruel and unforgiving.
I've seen better-looking piles of dog shit on the sidewalk than you.
Your car is a pathetic excuse for transportation, a rolling embarrassment on wheels.
The only thing your car is good for is as a source of laughter for everyone who sees it.
Your car is so old and rusty, it's a living testament to the concept of decay and neglect.
Driving your car is like riding in a tin can of disappointment and regret.
Wanna come over to my trailer, drink some beer and see my new velvet Elvis painting?
The luminescent Pelican triggered an air defense alert of glow bill proportions.
Is your dad a failure? Because you're a living testament to his incompetence.
Do you have a name or can I just call you abomination?
Overworked physicists put too many ions in the fire.
Wanna watch me unload my six shooter?
Girl is your face from McDonald's? Cause I'm loving it.
I like hookers.
The land where movies are made is called reel estate.
I knew I had to pay the mobster the money I owed him. It was a matter of life or debt.
The environmentalist rode his bike 20 miles in the morning and 20 more in the evening. He loved recycling.
Cryptographers make terrible drummers. They just sit there, fascinated by all the cymbals.
