Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
What kids movie do you watch on Thanksgiving? The Mighty Turduckens!
One date and I'll swachh you off your feet.
Let me Freudian slip into you tonight.
My roses aren't the only things with long stems.
Can you tame my diamondback? Everybody else has.
Are you a medium? Because I'd like to paint you on carpet.
I love long walks on the beach, gives me just enough time to dump your body.
Are you that line I screwed up? Because I can't stop thinking about you.
You are just the way I like my coffee. Tall, dark and strong.
How about I slip into something more comfortable.. like these star trek voyager pajamas baby!
I booked us a library discussion room so we can study the 'Laws of Attraction' without disruption.
Tonight this Hsn doesn't want to fly solo.
Shall I wait for you in my car or will the closet suffice?
Open up your hangar my starfighter needs refueling.
Obi-Wan told me to follow my instincts, and my instincts are all over you.
I find your lack of nudity disturbing
I wanna Lando in your Calrissian.
Unlike Han, I won't shoot first.
I'm here to collect the bounty on dat ass.
Why don't we head to my bedroom, peel back my Star Wars sheets, and discover what a true Jedi can do with his light-saber?
