Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
Hey girl you lookin' like a tall glass of water and I'm tellin ya I'm thirsty!
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I saw you with him, I'm happy for you.
Are you a single rider, because I'm a single rider too?
Are you looking for buried treasure? Explore my chest... With a knife.
I want to ride you like a roller coaster. Just try not to puke.
I want you to sit on my face. Seriously, if there's a chance I might lose oxygen flow and die... I'll take it.
Are you troubleshooting? Because you've fixed all my problems.
Hey baby, can you get your pants lower than my self-esteem?
I'd love to go to Uranus! Because it has a toxic atmosphere and would instantly kill me.
Are you a psychologist? Cause you cure my depression.
You and me go together like Lightning Rod and downtime.
You seem depressed. Let's bang the depression out of each other!
A quiet man, is a thinking man. A quiet woman, is usually mad.
Are you depressed yet? Cause you've been stuck in my head all day.
I want a hot steamy shower! Do you think if I get the water hot enough it will burn my skin off?
I'd love to say a prayer before a meal with you sometime. How's Saturday at 7?
People like you are the reason I work out.
Instead of sealing our lips together, lets get sealed in the temple first!
Hey babe, you've been doing Tawaf in my mind all day.
