Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
Is that a telescope in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
My workout sessions are a lot like my relationships. Quick, intense cardio with lots of intervals, followed by pizza.
Nice shoes, wanna drink blood?
I'm at my best during overtime.
There are five oceans, seven continents, and only one person like you!
Do you play volleyball? Cuz you're about to receive this serve.
Can I be the fortune in your cookie?
You remind me of my mother.
I made a blood painting for you.
I'm just like an easter bunny - sweet, but hollow on the inside.
Are you Suarez? Cause I'll let you bite me all night.
Is your body from McDonald's? Cause I'm lovin' it!
Your so cute its distracting.
I perform best when I'm wet.
How're things looking in your books, got any room for some date-a entry?
If I were a fish, I'd be hooked on you.
You must have a Teflon brain, because nothing sticks.
Your head is so big you have to step into your shirts.
