Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
I'm at my best during overtime.
You can be the queen of my kingdom.
Your so cute its distracting.
If I were a fish, I'd be hooked on you.
I perform best when I'm wet.
How're things looking in your books, got any room for some date-a entry?
Nice shoes, wanna drink blood?
Your head is so big you have to step into your shirts.
You must have a Teflon brain, because nothing sticks.
You are so old, your birth-certificate expired.
Are you Christmas, because I want to Merry you.
Your shirt has to go, but you can stay
Do you like pet shellfish? Because I have a very sweet clam you should pet.
Meet me in the corn field and I'll kiss you between the ears.
Your feet made me lower my gaze.
I like breakfast in bed, so why don't you just come sit on my face?
You're getting a long one tonight, and I'm not talking about the Home Run Derby!
When the town removed billboards, they told people that's how it was designed.
Honey, are you a coffee? 'Cause you wake up my senses.
If you were a transformer, you'd be a HOT-obot, and your name would be Optimus Fine
