Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
I'm at my best during overtime.
Your so cute its distracting.
Is your body from McDonald's? Cause I'm lovin' it!
Nice shoes, wanna drink blood?
You can be the queen of my kingdom.
Can I be the fortune in your cookie?
I perform best when I'm wet.
Your head is so big you have to step into your shirts.
You must have a Teflon brain, because nothing sticks.
You are so old, your birth-certificate expired.
Are you Christmas, because I want to Merry you.
Your shirt has to go, but you can stay
Meet me in the corn field and I'll kiss you between the ears.
Honey, are you a coffee? 'Cause you wake up my senses.
Here's my number. Just in case you ever need a grappling partner without a shirt... or pants.
I know you're a knockout, so how'd you get me in this submission?
When the town removed billboards, they told people that's how it was designed.
You're getting a long one tonight, and I'm not talking about the Home Run Derby!
