Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
Your shirt has to go, but you can stay
Honey, are you a coffee? 'Cause you wake up my senses.
Your feet made me lower my gaze.
You shine with so much Nur that you could light up a room... in my heart.
Meet me in the corn field and I'll kiss you between the ears.
I know you've already said no once, but call me Joshua because I'm going to break down your walls.
I'm lost, can you tell me which road leads to your heart?
You're getting a long one tonight, and I'm not talking about the Home Run Derby!
I like breakfast in bed, so why don't you just come sit on my face?
Wanna go out? Girl: I have a boyfriend. Guy: It's just like soccer, just because theres a goalie doesnt mean you cant score.
Here's my number. Just in case you ever need a grappling partner without a shirt... or pants.
Can I stuff your taco with my beef?
Are you mic tape? Cause I want you leaving scars all over my body.
I don't have a very long hose, but I've got one hell of of a pumper!
Ay dios mio! Jorge jr. just got muy gordito.
If you were ice cream and I were hot chocolate I'd pour all my love onto you.
You must be a Bible verse, because I can't stop memorizing you.
When the town removed billboards, they told people that's how it was designed.
May I stick a banana in your tailpipe?
I know you're a knockout, so how'd you get me in this submission?
