Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
Can I stuff your taco with my beef?
If you were ice cream and I were hot chocolate I'd pour all my love onto you.
Christ has risen today, and so have my pants.
You shine with so much Nur that you could light up a room... in my heart.
Do you like pet shellfish? Because I have a very sweet clam you should pet.
I know you've already said no once, but call me Joshua because I'm going to break down your walls.
You must be a Bible verse, because I can't stop memorizing you.
You can treat me like a stack of hay, and you can bale with me.
If you were a transformer, you'd be a HOT-obot, and your name would be Optimus Fine
You may not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away!
I think our timing is off.
Your feet made me lower my gaze.
I married my wife for her looks...but not the ones she's been giving me lately!
Are you mic tape? Cause I want you leaving scars all over my body.
I like breakfast in bed, so why don't you just come sit on my face?
I'm lost, can you tell me which road leads to your heart?
May I stick a banana in your tailpipe?
If I want your opinion, I'll give it to you.
Don't get insulted, but is your life devoted to spreading ignorance?
I'd say that you're funny but looks aren't everything.
