Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
Meet me in the corn field and I'll kiss you between the ears.
Your feet made me lower my gaze.
I like breakfast in bed, so why don't you just come sit on my face?
Honey, are you a coffee? 'Cause you wake up my senses.
Do you like pet shellfish? Because I have a very sweet clam you should pet.
You're getting a long one tonight, and I'm not talking about the Home Run Derby!
When the town removed billboards, they told people that's how it was designed.
May I stick a banana in your tailpipe?
I know you're a knockout, so how'd you get me in this submission?
Here's my number. Just in case you ever need a grappling partner without a shirt... or pants.
Christ has risen today, and so have my pants.
Are you mic tape? Cause I want you leaving scars all over my body.
You may not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away!
Ay dios mio! Jorge jr. just got muy gordito.
I think our timing is off.
You can treat me like a stack of hay, and you can bale with me.
I married my wife for her looks...but not the ones she's been giving me lately!
If I want your opinion, I'll give it to you.
Don't get insulted, but is your life devoted to spreading ignorance?
I'd say that you're funny but looks aren't everything.
