Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
Is your name Zidane? because your head is amazing.
Dad I'm hungry ... Hi hungry I'm dad
Are you Ashley Young? Because you have me diving into your heart.
That's quite a tight end you've got there sweetheart.
Hey, baby, I have a special new mute for your f hole.
If you were a basketball, I'd never pass because I want to keep you all to myself.
Do you love basketball? You only need a basket cause I already got balls.
Hello, I am a thief and I am here to steal this dance.
If I were Peter Pan, dancing with you would be my happy thought.
Hey baby, wanna see my bat'leth?
Fewer teeth just means more room for tongue.
What is the best key to get at Christmas? A turkey!
May I lick your boots?
Can I skin you alive. I want to see your inner beauty.
I want to pound you like I pound the asphalt. For hours until it hurts.
Are you a Titans fan? Because you are the only Ten I see.
So, what's your favorite stroke?
Girl get rid of those Dunlop balls, you deserve better.
I'm looking for a place to land my stealth bomber.
Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
