Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
Have you ever bought a vibrator? (No.) Do you want to rent one?
What's the difference between a boner and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini right now.
Does your stomach need a tissue? Cause you've got sick abs.
Can I skin you alive. I want to see your inner beauty.
Girl are you a Facebook status? Cause I like you.
I want to pound you like I pound the asphalt. For hours until it hurts.
Volleyball, it means big booty and thunder thighs get used to it.
You can spur me all night long.
Excuse me, are you a pizza? Because you're hot.
Are you up for some intercourse from which spurious issue may arise?
Id love to invest in a riding lawnmower, to eat my grass.
Your car's acceleration is slower than a snail on tranquilizers, a true embodiment of sluggishness.
The interior of your car is a cesspool of filth and neglect, a breeding ground for bacteria and regret.
You're not the person you used to be, and you never were.
I hear you're of good fame and character. Just disclothes, and I'll admit you.
Me. You. Song of Songs: the remix.
Kiss me if I'm wrong, but the Earth is flat, right?
Your car's engine is a pathetic excuse for power, wheezing and struggling like a dying animal.
I love the way you espresso yourself.
This coffee is steaming up my glasses or is that just you?
