Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
They don't call me Bones because I'm a doctor.
Where there is a pulse there is a chance.
Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
Are you a Nike One Platinum ball because I'd like to see you on a T?
Let's go to the top of a mountain where I've set up a lovely dinner. It will be Kilimanjaromantic.
You get my heart racing like an epinephrine drip.
You got me in a heel hook and I fell for you...
My ears are not the only things that are long!
I hope you dont have tetnus cause tonight your gonna nail me
You're not the person you used to be, and you never were.
Girl you be the 6, I'll be the 9, that's only time you'll be less than a dime.
You wanna ride to starbucks? Cause I like a little cream in my coffee.
Hey Baby, my curiosity makes me want to rover all over your body.
Nice asteroids.
Are you a black hole? Because you keep pulling me in.
Me. You. Song of Songs: the remix.
Your dojo or mine?
Thank God I'm not a red shirt, because you're drop dead gorgeous!
