Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
I love the way you espresso yourself.
How many horses can you fit in your barn?
This coffee is steaming up my glasses or is that just you?
Hold the sugar please, you're sweet enough for the both of us.
What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas? Thanks, I'll never part with it
I would love to see the way you farm.
The back seat of my new Dodge lays right down.
Are you a hitter? Because you're killing it.
Your car's exhaust emits a toxic cloud of pollution, contributing to the slow demise of our planet.
Are you a tip? Cause you've got me on my toes!
Your car's engine is a pathetic excuse for power, wheezing and struggling like a dying animal.
You're going to look so good bound and gagged in our meat locker.
Hello, I am a thief and I am here to steal this dance.
If I were Peter Pan, dancing with you would be my happy thought.
When should you feed reindeer milk to a baby? When it's a baby reindeer
The interior of your car is a cesspool of filth and neglect, a breeding ground for bacteria and regret.
Your car's acceleration is slower than a snail on tranquilizers, a true embodiment of sluggishness.
You're not the person you used to be, and you never were.
You wanna ride to starbucks? Cause I like a little cream in my coffee.
Girl you be the 6, I'll be the 9, that's only time you'll be less than a dime.
