Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
What do you call Santa Claus when he doesn't move? Santa Pause
The back seat of my new Dodge lays right down.
When should you feed reindeer milk to a baby? When it's a baby reindeer
Are you Casillas? Because you look like a keeper.
Can I show you my spitball?
I would love to see the way you farm.
Is your name Zidane? because your head is amazing.
How many horses can you fit in your barn?
You look like you can you suck a golf ball through 50 feet of garden hose.
You're not the person you used to be, and you never were.
Dad I'm hungry ... Hi hungry I'm dad
Are you Ashley Young? Because you have me diving into your heart.
That's quite a tight end you've got there sweetheart.
Are you a Nike One Platinum ball because I'd like to see you on a T?
I hear this place is haunted, we better stick together.
Kiss me if I'm wrong, but the Earth is flat, right?
Hey, baby, I have a special new mute for your f hole.
If I were Peter Pan, dancing with you would be my happy thought.
