Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
Hey baby, wanna see my bat'leth?
The back seat of my new Dodge lays right down.
Are you a Nike One Platinum ball because I'd like to see you on a T?
How would you like to make a 301 redirect to my heart?
If you were a Dodge, I'd RAM you.
I know your name's not Little Albert, but I can make you scream.
Hello, I am a thief and I am here to steal this dance.
I'd let you cross my border.
Girl, are you a piñata? Cuz I definitely hit that.
Is there a gaping wound in your side or are you just happy to see me?
Are you a tip? Cause you've got me on my toes!
Will you be the duck sauce to my egg roll?
I had me at Amazon Prime.
You must be opening night, because my heart races when I'm close to you.
I would tell you a UDP joke, but you might not get it.
I don't mind kids playing hopscotch in most places, but my driveway is where I draw the line.
I'd compare you to my mother, but I don't want to go down that Freudian slippery slope.
You're the only treat I want in my sack this Halloween.
Wanna go for a test drive?
Excuse me, there's something wrong with the number on this check. It isn't yours.
