Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
You're so beautiful, You would make hur-al-ayn jealous.
Why don't we go back to my home on the range and I'll show you how the deer and the antelope play.
I must have died a shaheed and gone to heaven because you are my 72 virgins all in one.
My neighbor's sprinkler is a constant irrigation to me.
Hold the sugar please, you're sweet enough for the both of us.
I bet you're even prettier in temple white.
Let's make like this coffee and get steamy!
I'd compare you to my mother, but I don't want to go down that Freudian slippery slope.
I love the way you espresso yourself.
Don't worry ladies that isn't a pistol in my pocket.
This coffee is steaming up my glasses or is that just you?
Can I be the cream to your coffee?
If I asked you out, would your answer be the same as your answer to this question?
Can I have ur number so I can wake you up for fajr?
Hey girl, stay safe tonight, sleep with a fireman.
Like Little Caesar's pizza I'm always hot and ready.
Java number I can call you up at?
Excuse me, are you a pizza? Because you're hot.
You can spur me all night long.
If you were even half as gorgeous as me, I'd consider sleeping with you.
