Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
You make me feel like I just climbed out of my uncles trunk after driving 1100 miles over the border.
That's quite a tight end you've got there sweetheart.
Here's the key to my house, my car... and my heart
Nice asteroids.
Damn, baby, I think you just stole my face and my heart.
Hey Baby, my curiosity makes me want to rover all over your body.
Do you love basketball? You only need a basket cause I already got balls.
Hey gurl, you lookin' a little stressed out. Why don't you let me check yo' thetan levels back at MY place?
Why don't we go back to my home on the range and I'll show you how the deer and the antelope play.
If you were a basketball, I'd never pass because I want to keep you all to myself.
Wanna listen to me drone on about art, bicycles, and sustainable-source fair-trade coffee?
Do you wanna date? I bought a box full when I went to Madinah.
Nice to meat you, now lettuce salsa.
Baby you must be a black hole, your gravity is irresistible.
I bet you're even prettier in temple white.
Is your name Zidane? because your head is amazing.
Are you a black hole? Because you keep pulling me in.
What do you call a little monsters parents - mummy and deady
