Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
That's quite a tight end you've got there sweetheart.
Are you Ashley Young? Because you have me diving into your heart.
Hello, eh. Girl your soft brown eyes remind me of the amazing beaver, eh.
I don't mind kids playing hopscotch in most places, but my driveway is where I draw the line.
Hey gurl, you lookin' a little stressed out. Why don't you let me check yo' thetan levels back at MY place?
May I lick your boots?
Will you be the duck sauce to my egg roll?
I'd let you cross my border.
I'd compare you to my mother, but I don't want to go down that Freudian slippery slope.
Is your name Zidane? because your head is amazing.
Do you want to shake my luluv?
I love you more than a flour tortilla with beans!
Your pace or mine?
So, what's your favorite stroke?
Girl get rid of those Dunlop balls, you deserve better.
Can I be your beach towel? Because I want to be wrapped around you all day.Is your name Ariel? Because we were meant to be part of each other's world.
Girl, are you a piñata? Cuz I definitely hit that.
Excuse me, there's something wrong with the number on this check. It isn't yours.
Are you a cubed dice, roughly a quarter of an inch on every side? Because you're fine.
Churchill isn't the only place where you can pet a polar bear.
