Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
You mocha me crazy!
I don't want your candy, but I'll take your number.
Boy let me make you a nice, hot tamale.
The only reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
Going my way? I've got a seat open.
Can you be the fence that keeps me from freedom?
Are you the Tampa Bay Buccaneers? Because you'll be firing my cannon later.
I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with 'Guess' on it. I said, 'Thyroid problem?
Are you a tamale? Cuz youre hot!
Can I swim in your beautiful blue eyes?
I've never seen such a huge bulge in a man's pants... wait a minute, yes I have - mine!
The best way to taste this wine is from my lips.
If you were a baseball and I was a bat would you let me hit that?
I knew angels could fly, but I didn't know they could run.
You interested in trying some new balls?
Leia's buns ain't got nothing on yours baby.
There are 30 billion grains of sand on this beach, but there's only one you.
The greatest thing about my job is, the women never taste the arsenic.
Will you be my doubles partner for life?
Is your name Flecainide? Because I think you just made my heart skip a beat. uvu
