Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
Are you the Tampa Bay Buccaneers? Because you'll be firing my cannon later.
My pull buoy's not the only thing that goes between these thighs.
I knew angels could fly, but I didn't know they could run.
Can you run with me so I can tell my friends I've ran with an angel?
What comes at the end of Christmas Day? The letter "Y"!
Do you like basketball? Why I want to show my Magic Johnson.
If you jut let me hit this spin move on you one time you gone fall in love.
The only reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
The best way to taste this wine is from my lips.
If you were a baseball and I was a bat would you let me hit that?
Try some of this Merlot (or Chablis, Chardonnay, Muscat Cannelli)
You interested in trying some new balls?
You're the droid I've been looking for.
Wanna see my lightsaber?
Leia's buns ain't got nothing on yours baby.
I don't want your candy, but I'll take your number.
I think we have a connection stronger than our wifi.
If men were landing pages, I'd only want to convert on you.
Your ugliness is so intense, it's like a punch in the face to anyone unfortunate enough to gaze upon you.
Jesus loves you, everyone else thinks you're an asshole!
