Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
My pull buoy's not the only thing that goes between these thighs.
I knew angels could fly, but I didn't know they could run.
Do you work at Subway? Because you're giving me a footlong.
Althought it is illogical, I am afraid you have emotinally compromised me.
Hey baby, you want a green card?
You're the droid I've been looking for.
What comes at the end of Christmas Day? The letter "Y"!
Wanna see my lightsaber?
I think we have a connection stronger than our wifi.
The only reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
Man this pizza smells good! Oh wait, that's you.
Boy let me make you a nice, hot tamale.
Leia's buns ain't got nothing on yours baby.
If men were landing pages, I'd only want to convert on you.
I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with 'Guess' on it. I said, 'Thyroid problem?
Are you a tamale? Cuz youre hot!
If you were a baseball and I was a bat would you let me hit that?
You're like the scent of coffee, you get me out of bed in the morning.
Can you be the fence that keeps me from freedom?
Are you the Tampa Bay Buccaneers? Because you'll be firing my cannon later.
