Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
Ohhh so is yuh ah di stop traffic gal
If I had a dollar for every brain you didn't have, I'd have one dollar.
My lipstick would look great on the inside of your thighs.
Let's face it. I'm hot, you're hot and we both know you got a crush on me.
You must be in the wrong place, the Miss Universe contest is over there
I'm not paralyzed, but I seem to be struck by you.
Gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming.
I know you think im sexy, I know you think im fine, but just like all the other guys get a number and wait in line
Hi, I see that you're new to this gym, and I wanna be the first male to bother you.
You're so fat your belly button has an echo echo echo...
You're like honey from the hive—pure, golden, and irresistibly sweet.
If your cooking was a language, I'd be fluent in it.
You must be a master chef because you just spiced up my life.
You're like high-quality wiring—durable and reliable in every way.
Would you like to come home with me and pet my kangaroo?
I'm retired, so you know I have the time to please you.
Are you from Australia? Cuz I'd like to visit you down under.
I wanna get lost in your Outback.
I'd waive all my rights just to spend more time with you.
