Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
You are like a 250 W halogen, you brighten my world.
Ohhh so is yuh ah di stop traffic gal
If I had a dollar for every brain you didn't have, I'd have one dollar.
My lipstick would look great on the inside of your thighs.
Let's face it. I'm hot, you're hot and we both know you got a crush on me.
You must be in the wrong place, the Miss Universe contest is over there
Gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming.
I'm not paralyzed, but I seem to be struck by you.
I know you think im sexy, I know you think im fine, but just like all the other guys get a number and wait in line
Hi, I see that you're new to this gym, and I wanna be the first male to bother you.
You're so fat your belly button has an echo echo echo...
Want to go fiddle on a roof?
Can I go into you garden of Eden?
Can I put out your burning bush?
Lemme add my app to your dashboard. If you know what I mean.
Wanna go somewhere a little darker?
Want to go dumpster diving in my alley?
Hey, you're beautiful. Sit on my face?
Do you want to go to bed bath and beyond and smell unscented candles and tell each other what we think we smell?
