Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
Are you a perfect set? Because I'd smash that.
Hey girl, where you fin all my life?
Wanna be my receiver tonight?
My foot isn't the only part of me that's lucky.
You remind me of the Ka'aba - I could walk around you all day long.
If I flip this coin, what are my chances of getting either head or tail?
You are like a 250 W halogen, you brighten my world.
Ohhh so is yuh ah di stop traffic gal
Why do they call it hyper text? -- Too much JAVA.
My personal trainer told me I had to come talk to you for five minutes as part of my routine.
I've seen transvestites who look more feminine than you.
This game is about ball control baby.
If I had a dollar for every brain you didn't have, I'd have one dollar.
My lipstick would look great on the inside of your thighs.
Let's face it. I'm hot, you're hot and we both know you got a crush on me.
You must be in the wrong place, the Miss Universe contest is over there
Gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming.
I'm not paralyzed, but I seem to be struck by you.
I know you think im sexy, I know you think im fine, but just like all the other guys get a number and wait in line
Hi, I see that you're new to this gym, and I wanna be the first male to bother you.
