Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
Do you want to go to bed bath and beyond and smell unscented candles and tell each other what we think we smell?
Hey, you're beautiful. Sit on my face?
Want to go dumpster diving in my alley?
Wanna go somewhere a little darker?
Lemme add my app to your dashboard. If you know what I mean.
Can I put out your burning bush?
Can I go into you garden of Eden?
When's the last time you had a good macaroon?
You see this dress? It's made of Emma material.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together at an Pixies show.
Are u bat mitzvahed, cuz I need a woman?
I'm in my backyard...in my Eno... It's a double-nester.
I like my coffee like I like my women: ethical, fair trade, and organic.
I know I'm one of the chosen people but I just want to be chosen by you, baby
There's an Arcade Fire ... In my pants.
Yo gurl don't that you were mine
I'll be Moses, you can play with my staff, and I'll scream Let my people go!
Wow. That outfit must make a lot of noise in the dryer.
You must not be kosher for passover because you're makeing my matza rise
