Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
You're so fat your belly button has an echo echo echo...
I'll be the neurotransmitter to your synaptic gap.
My people invented circumcision....Your Welcome
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together at an Pixies show.
Do you live in a 100 meters area?
Baby I see our relationship being like a good denim jacket: timeless.
Wanna go somewhere a little darker?
Mind if I put my cigar in your ashtray? This isn't just any cigar...
Unlike the torah, I'm gonna put my hands all over you.
Baby are you a diamond in the ruff cause I wanna cut you.
My nose isn't the only thing that's big.....
You must be Egyptian because I'm a slave for you.
Wow. That outfit must make a lot of noise in the dryer.
Let's make sweet love in the backseat of my car by the light of the blinking left turn indicator.
Are you bar mitzvahed, cuz I need a woman?
Sit in my lap and let's talk about the first thing that pops up, or until my legs fall asleep.
Hey, I understand you like him, but projection works.
Do you wanna spin my dreidel?
I'm conducting an experiment, wanna come spend the night over so i can interpret your dreams?
