Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
You'll make a great first wife some day.
You should be wearing a big red nose and clown shoes.
Those aren't sugar plums dancing through my head, it's all you.
Shouldn't you be sitting on top of my tree, Angel?
Get off your high horse! You're too fat and the horse is in pain.
I can't swim! Can I hold on to your floaties?
I could get you undressed in less than 12 parsecs.
So, do you come out into the real world often?
I'm worried about you getting a sunburn. How about I cover you with my body?
You make my heart melt like ice on a beach.
Why don't you act like a human being or don't you do impersonations?
I have a fetish for feet, can I lick your toes? Please?!
I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.
I know you've heard about my bad motivator but I give a mean back rub!
You must play soccer, because you sure are a keeper!
Since I'm all about chocolate, how 'bout a little sugar?
Hey babe, let's do it dolphin style.
Do you have a fuse? Because you're about to ignite my passion.
