Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
Jesus loves you, everyone else thinks you're an asshole!
You'll make a great first wife some day.
Those aren't sugar plums dancing through my head, it's all you.
You should be wearing a big red nose and clown shoes.
Shouldn't you be sitting on top of my tree, Angel?
Get off your high horse! You're too fat and the horse is in pain.
Do you lift? Because I was hoping you'd pick me up.
Why don't you act like a human being or don't you do impersonations?
I've got some wicked feelings brewing for you.
You make my heart melt like ice on a beach.
I'm worried about you getting a sunburn. How about I cover you with my body?
8 bytes walk into a bar, the bartenders asks 'What will it be?' One of them says, 'Make us a double.'
Do you have a fuse? Because you're about to ignite my passion.
Why don't you come back to my place, and we can do some world-shaking of our own.
If I'm willing to create some legal relations with you, will you let me into your contract?
I'm looking for a long-term relationship and I just can't see that with you.
An SQL statement walks into a bar, approaches two tables, and asks 'may I join you?'
If you think Chewbacca is hairy, wait until you see my wookie!
I know you've heard about my bad motivator but I give a mean back rub!
