Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
You're the droid I've been looking for.
You interested in trying some new balls?
Leia's buns ain't got nothing on yours baby.
There are 30 billion grains of sand on this beach, but there's only one you.
The greatest thing about my job is, the women never taste the arsenic.
I knew angels could fly, but I didn't know they could run.
What comes at the end of Christmas Day? The letter "Y"!
Will you be my doubles partner for life?
Is your name Flecainide? Because I think you just made my heart skip a beat. uvu
Jesus loves you, everyone else thinks you're an asshole!
You'll make a great first wife some day.
Those aren't sugar plums dancing through my head, it's all you.
You should be wearing a big red nose and clown shoes.
May I lick your boots?
Shouldn't you be sitting on top of my tree, Angel?
Get off your high horse! You're too fat and the horse is in pain.
Since I'm all about chocolate, how 'bout a little sugar?
I've got some wicked feelings brewing for you.
I'm looking for a long-term relationship and I just can't see that with you.
Wanna come back to my place and see what the inside of my trunk looks like?
