Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
My pull buoy's not the only thing that goes between these thighs.
Your ugliness is so intense, it's like a punch in the face to anyone unfortunate enough to gaze upon you.
If you jut let me hit this spin move on you one time you gone fall in love.
Try some of this Merlot (or Chablis, Chardonnay, Muscat Cannelli)
Do you like basketball? Why I want to show my Magic Johnson.
The clothes you wear are so ugly even a scarecrow wouldn't wear them.
Hi, I have my own cult!
Baby I'm gonna proximately cause you to cum tonight.
Girl I'll beat you 6-0 every time, 'cause I'll never stop loving you.
You're like the scent of coffee, you get me out of bed in the morning.
When I see you my main sail rise.
Are you a tamale? Cuz youre hot!
The only reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
Going my way? I've got a seat open.
Can you be the fence that keeps me from freedom?
Are you the Tampa Bay Buccaneers? Because you'll be firing my cannon later.
I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with 'Guess' on it. I said, 'Thyroid problem?
I've never seen such a huge bulge in a man's pants... wait a minute, yes I have - mine!
If you were a baseball and I was a bat would you let me hit that?
