Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
You roast my heart.
Will you be my doubles partner for life?
Baby I'm gonna proximately cause you to cum tonight.
Hi, I have my own cult!
Care to knock a few balls with me?
When I see you my main sail rise.
Do you like basketball? Why I want to show my Magic Johnson.
Girl I'll beat you 6-0 every time, 'cause I'll never stop loving you.
Try some of this Merlot (or Chablis, Chardonnay, Muscat Cannelli)
Can I swim in your beautiful blue eyes?
If you jut let me hit this spin move on you one time you gone fall in love.
I can't get out of bed in the morning without a hot Americano.
Did it hurt when they manufactured you in heaven?
There are 30 billion grains of sand on this beach, but there's only one you.
Your ugliness is so intense, it's like a punch in the face to anyone unfortunate enough to gaze upon you.
The clothes you wear are so ugly even a scarecrow wouldn't wear them.
Yeah, you're gonna love Big Ben. Oh wait, you mean the clock.
Can you run with me so I can tell my friends I've ran with an angel?
The greatest thing about my job is, the women never taste the arsenic.
The only reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
