Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
Care to knock a few balls with me?
Will you be my doubles partner for life?
Girl, don't you know you look so fine? Whoever you're seeing, his racquet ain't as big as mine.
Are you the Tampa Bay Buccaneers? Because you'll be firing my cannon later.
My pull buoy's not the only thing that goes between these thighs.
There are 30 billion grains of sand on this beach, but there's only one you.
I knew angels could fly, but I didn't know they could run.
Can you run with me so I can tell my friends I've ran with an angel?
You mocha me crazy!
What comes at the end of Christmas Day? The letter "Y"!
You roast my heart.
I can't get out of bed in the morning without a hot Americano.
You're like the scent of coffee, you get me out of bed in the morning.
Do you like basketball? Why I want to show my Magic Johnson.
If you jut let me hit this spin move on you one time you gone fall in love.
Man this pizza smells good! Oh wait, that's you.
Do you work at Subway? Because you're giving me a footlong.
Can I swim in your beautiful blue eyes?
The only reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
