Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
If you were even half as gorgeous as me, I'd consider sleeping with you.
Fuck me if I'm wrong, but is your name Easy Bottom?
Hey baby, Can you please hold my rod?
Are you from Russia? Cause you're russian my heart rate!
Come again when you can't stay quite so long.
Do you know what the difference is between you and my car? I'd love to wreck you.
I think I'm gay, want to prove me wrong?
My name's Pittsburgh, but you can just call me Mr. Steeler ya girl.
You're Hotter Than the 2022 World Cup in Qatar
I feel like I'm in the Arctic, because when I'm with you it's like the sun never sets.
I seem to have sand in my bathing suit, wanna help me get it out?
You have a face only a mother could love - and she hates it!
Hey babe, can I colonize your land and exploit you for your natural resources.
I might be ugly but I'll treat you right!
Do you believe in love at first set or should I curl this 15 more times?
Is that a stalagmite feature or are you just happy to see me?
You dropped something! [What?] Your smile.
Where's your paper bag? [huh] Your paper bag to put over your head.
