Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
So, what's your favorite stroke?
Do you wanna go some place quiet, so we can talk? I'm a very taco-tive person.
Call me a pirate and give me that booty.
I'm masc, hung, clean, and generous.
If I were recycled paper, would you be my organic ink?
Are you Ashley Young? Because you have me diving into your heart.
Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back
I like things with more miles per gallon.
If you were even half as gorgeous as me, I'd consider sleeping with you.
Fuck me if I'm wrong, but is your name Easy Bottom?
Hey baby, Can you please hold my rod?
Are you from Russia? Cause you're russian my heart rate!
Come again when you can't stay quite so long.
My name's Pittsburgh, but you can just call me Mr. Steeler ya girl.
You're Hotter Than the 2022 World Cup in Qatar
I seem to have sand in my bathing suit, wanna help me get it out?
I think I'm gay, want to prove me wrong?
Do you know what the difference is between you and my car? I'd love to wreck you.
I feel like I'm in the Arctic, because when I'm with you it's like the sun never sets.
You have a face only a mother could love - and she hates it!
