Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
Fuck me if I'm wrong, but is your name Easy Bottom?
Hey baby, Can you please hold my rod?
Are you from Russia? Cause you're russian my heart rate!
Come again when you can't stay quite so long.
My name's Pittsburgh, but you can just call me Mr. Steeler ya girl.
I feel like I'm in the Arctic, because when I'm with you it's like the sun never sets.
I seem to have sand in my bathing suit, wanna help me get it out?
You're Hotter Than the 2022 World Cup in Qatar
I think I'm gay, want to prove me wrong?
Do you know what the difference is between you and my car? I'd love to wreck you.
You have a face only a mother could love - and she hates it!
Hey babe, can I colonize your land and exploit you for your natural resources.
I might be ugly but I'll treat you right!
The moon looks nice tonight...like your face.
Is that a stalagmite feature or are you just happy to see me?
Are you an electrician because I felt a spark through my body when you entered the room.
You dropped something! [What?] Your smile.
Hey there, you like Glazed or creme filled?
You know, I've never needed a third base coach to wave me home.
