Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
Do you prefer two hand touch or full contact?
In order to understand recursion you must first understand recursion.
Hey, beautiful! May I drop my anchor into your island?
If you were a fish, you'd be an Angelfish.
Your taco meat looks spicy, can I stuff your muff?
You're just what the doctor ordered, shock treatment.
A camel can work 10 days without drinking, I can drink 10 days without working.
I'm on my fourth hour so let's get this done so you can get me to the emergency room.
Being around you is like having a cancer of the soul.
It's hard to get the big picture when you have such a small screen.
You remind me of the Ka'aba - I could walk around you all day long.
Are you a perfect set? Because I'd smash that.
Wanna be my receiver tonight?
My foot isn't the only part of me that's lucky.
Hey girl, where you fin all my life?
If I flip this coin, what are my chances of getting either head or tail?
Ohhh so is yuh ah di stop traffic gal
Why do they call it hyper text? -- Too much JAVA.
This game is about ball control baby.
My personal trainer told me I had to come talk to you for five minutes as part of my routine.