Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
You must play soccer, because you sure are a keeper!
I can't swim! Can I hold on to your floaties?
8 bytes walk into a bar, the bartenders asks 'What will it be?' One of them says, 'Make us a double.'
I have a fetish for feet, can I lick your toes? Please?!
Was your father an astronomer? Because he stole the stars from the galexy and put them in your eyes.
If I'm willing to create some legal relations with you, will you let me into your contract?
I can go 90 minutes without stopping.
I'd tell you how beautiful you are, but you probably wouldn't get the reference.
Hey girl, I'm an electrician. I just want to spark a conversation.
Do you prefer two hand touch or full contact?
Your taco meat looks spicy, can I stuff your muff?
A camel can work 10 days without drinking, I can drink 10 days without working.
In order to understand recursion you must first understand recursion.
Hey, beautiful! May I drop my anchor into your island?
If you were a fish, you'd be an Angelfish.
You're just what the doctor ordered, shock treatment.
I'm on my fourth hour so let's get this done so you can get me to the emergency room.
So what kind of car do you drive?
Being around you is like having a cancer of the soul.
It's hard to get the big picture when you have such a small screen.
