Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
Baby you're like an independent variable the way you enlarge my bar graph.
If you were a drug you'd be a stimulant because you make my heart beat faster.
Can we recreate the Stanford Prison Experiment? You can be bad cop all you want.
Hey girl can I get your number in my Long Term memory?
Why don't you let me put my myelin on your axon for the night?
Are you a witch? Because am under your spell.
Are you bar mitzvahed, cuz I need a woman?
Got any jew in you? Want some?
Is that a pair of vintage Ray Bans in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
I wanna light your menorah.
You must be a dybbuk because my body feels like it belongs to you now and also why do you remind me of my dead great-grandfather?
Up for a little dominance and humiliation?
Are those matza balls in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
I would love to wonder in your wilderness for 40 years
Hey, I'm looking for a second girlfriend. How about you?
Can I impale you with my 7″ stake?
When you come to my house, the Mezuzah isn't the only thing you will be touching!
Even though it's breaking a commandment, I'm worshipping you right now.
God told us to go forth and multiply and I feel something going forth and multiplying as we speak
A woman like you makes me wish our mechitza were see-through.
