Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
You're sweeter than the agave syrup in my organic fair trade mint tea.
Can I share your oxygen tank? Because you took my breath away.
I've got a great psychoanalysis couch back home, care to try it out?
I'm retired, so you know I have the time to please you.
Girl, I know you're studying psychology, but I would love to study you.
It's a good day for the eno. Let's hang later.
Are you my corpus callosum? Because I feel a connection between the two of us.
Are you happy to see me, or is that just a defense mechanism?
You've got bike courier eyes.
Hey girl you're as hot as my Venti double shot dark mocha macchiato with no foam.
Just gotta new hip replacement. How's about you and me take it for spin?
None of my children lives with me.
Do I come here often?
Is that your catheter line...or are you just pleased to see me?
Would you like to be my lock screen?
Is that sign tracking, or are you just happy to see me?
Our love is like the duration of long-term memory: it is infinity.
Girl you make me want more cardiac muscarinic receptors.
You are my belongingness to my Maslow's Humanistic Theory based on the Hierarchy of needs.
Did it hurt when you fell from the sky or have I finally made it to Heaven. If that's the case I didn't feel a thing!
