Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
You must be an extension cord, because I want to stay connected to you forever.
So, what was your name again?
I must not have alzheimer's today because I remember how cute you are!
Is that a catheter in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Did you fall from heaven and you can't get up?
Waiter, you have an aged, dry white? Something to complement the little lady here.
Excuse me, do you have a signature drink? Or is that just your signature charm?
Your smile looks nice, but it would look better in a glass on my nightstand.
Ever done it in a Craftmatic adjustable bed?
You must be a bartender, because you have a way of mixing things up and making them better.
Do you play bingo? Because I've seen you B4.
You must be habeas corpus, because you've captured my soul and brought it to court.
Do you know what would make this drink even better? A little bit of your company.
Girl I'd fake being a blind old man, just to touch you inappropriately.
Is your name Justice? Because you're what I've been searching for.
My teeth and I no longer sleep together, but you and I definitely should.
Hey, I just got my new teeth. Want to join me for dinner so I can test them out?
Do you have a phone? I need to call heaven because an angel just fell in love with me.
No, I didn't have a stroke; I was actually winking at you.
I got a pill I could take back at my place, if you could tell me where my place is.
