Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
Your culinary creations are a work of art, and I'm the perfect canvas for you to paint on.
Do you want to Australian Kiss? It's like the French kiss only down under.
Are you Australia? Cause your geographical location is hot.
That's right; I'm bigger'n the Sydney Tower.
You be the tree, and I'll wrap you like a Koala.
There's some cabanossi and cheese back at my house with ya name on it.
Hey chef, can I be your sous chef for the night? I promise I'll keep up with you.
Wait until you see my thunda from down unda!
You must be a master of flavor because you're really turning me on.
I can't wait to be your taste tester for life.
Are you a wire stripper? Because you've uncovered the real me.
You must be stranded wire, because every strand of you is amazing.
You must be my primary care provider, because you've become my top priority.
Are you a junction box? Because you're where all my feelings come together.
Your cooking is like a work of art, it's too beautiful to eat.
You must be the queen. Because I would be more than happy to fly my flag for you.
I'm actually way hotter than poutin.
Hey baby, my body's like Ontario. Yours to discover.
I won't take no for an answer. I'm having Nunavut.
Sorry, but would you mind if I poutine it in your butt?
