Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
I got a sauso Sanga in me pants and I'm happy to see ya!
My girl me wah full up yuh belly like cornmeal dumpling.
Girl if you're Jamaican we would click together coz I'm really into your type, come with me.
Let's boomerbang!
Baby, you're the patty to my coco bread.
Baby gi mi yuh number nuh, Mi lost mine?
I think that being a Jamaican is cool, so how about we try the dating pool to see if we're ok?
I'm interested in working in your penal colony.
I got a pois'nous snake in me pants, wanna see it?
May I... Take you out for some tamales señorita?
Let me sauce up your taco meat baby!
Maya got a nice tan in Mexico, maybe next time Yucatan with me?
I've got a handrail in my shower, babe!
Ever done it in a Craftmatic adjustable bed?
Your smile looks nice, but it would look better in a glass on my nightstand.
You're the Salsa of my Tacos, chequeteta.
Is that a catheter in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Did you fall from heaven and you can't get up?
Do you want the lights off or the teeth out?
Waiter, you have an aged, dry white? Something to complement the little lady here.
