Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
Do you think I could borrow that dress sometime?
Are you a Mountie because I want to mount you.
Is that your Moose?
I want to Winnipeg your Regina.
I won't quit until Huron top of me.
Please harvest my Cavendish potatoes.
I put the MAN in Manitoba.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Did you use Canada's public healthcare system to help ease that pain?
Do like Theodore Tugboat and tug.
You look sexy even in layers.
Are you a shale basin? ‘Cause I'd frack you.
Bulls aren't the only thing I know how to ride.
It's so cold I can't feel my thighs! Can you feel my thighs?
So, what was your name again?
You're prettier than a summer day in Lunenburg.
You must be Drumheller, ‘cause I totally dig you.
Vancouver isn't the only thing getting wet tonight.
Are you a Bluenoser? 'Cause you're a dime.
I really caribou-t you.
Your name must be Alzheimer, because the Kaiser stole my pudding...
